-> "Cut-Down, Crap Coalition"
Original Song Title:
"Uptown, Uptempo Woman"
Parody Song Title:
"Cut-Down, Crap Coalition"
The Lyrics
It started on Election Night
When we all feared the worst
Three parties all hated equally
So none of us won first
And that meant I held all the cards
Looked at Gordon Brown
And knew I couldn’t make a marriage
With such a gormless clown
So I turned to David Cameron
And tried to catch his eye
And he laughed
And said “Want a cut-down, crap coalition?
I’m your top posh Tory guy!”
We had so much in common
We were foppish and uncool
Married hot chicks somehow
And both went to public school
And if we joined together
I’d finally get the chance
To run the country, sort of
It was power AND bromance!
My Lib mates were angry
I could hear them cry
“Don’t do cut-down, crap coalition
With that brown-nosed Tory guy!”
Well I thought it would be brilliant
But I really must admit
When you’re just the Spock to Captain Kirk
It’s all a crock of shit
He gets all the credit
But all I get is blame
He buggers off on holiday
And just leaves me in the frame
And now everybody hates me
They’re saying I told lies
A cut-down, crap coalition
And I guess that’s no surprise
No-one could have realised
That I’d fall so far from grace
The country’s getting bored now
With my beat-up-puppy-face.
Now my Lib Dem mates have dumped me
They hurt me with their jeers
“We won’t get elected now
For the next five hundred years!”
So now I’m stuck with David
Who won’t give AV* a try
Dear God, why?
What a cut-down, crap coalition
I was such a stupid guy!
Stuff this cut-down, crap coalition!
Now I’m off to have a cry
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