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Song Parodies -> "Wacky Afghani"

Original Song Title:

"Black Betty"

Original Performer:

Ram Jam

Parody Song Title:

"Wacky Afghani"

Parody Written by:

Darrell Wilhelm

The Lyrics

This song is about Osama bin Laden, that ugly tyrannic towelhead that is the "Hitler of the 21st Century" in my books
Whoa, wacky Afghani, (Kaboom, kaboom)
Whoa, wacky Afghani (Kaboom, kaboom)
Wacky Afghani had a plan
The damn thing went wrong
Dubya said "I'm worried about America"
The Hell he is (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
I said Oh, Wacky Afghani, (Kaboom, kaboom)
Whoa, wacky Afghani (Kaboom, kaboom)

Oh, wacky Afghani, (Kaboom, kaboom)
Whoa, wacky Afghani, (Kaboom, kaboom)
He really makes me crazy, (Hell yeah, he does)
You know that's no lie (The hell it is!)
He's so damn crazy (Well, yeah he is!)
And he's always ready (Weapons of mass destruction, please)
Whoa, Wacky Afghani, (Kaboom, kaboom)
Whoa, Wacky Afghani (Kaboom, kaboom)

Whoa, Wacky Afghani, (Kaboom, kaboom)
Well, there goes the Twin Towers (Ohmygod!)
He's from Kabul
Way out in Afghanistan
Well, he's plannin' America's demise (Kaboom, kaboom)
Boy, he makes me pissed (Kaboom, kaboom)

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Steve K. - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Only trouble is, OBL is an Arab, not an Afghani.

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