Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Man On The Brokeback Mountain"

Original Song Title:

"Man On The Silver Mountain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rainbow

Parody Song Title:

"Man On The Brokeback Mountain"

Parody Written by:

A Bedroom Full Of Cowboys

The Lyrics

Listen to (the) Rainbow, People!
I can kneel, I can kneel
On your pole, you will squeal
And then it's time for "churning"

If you've got buns, you've got buns
And though love brings the runs
You will never stop me yearning

Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again

I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain

I'm so gay, I'm so gay
I can show you, OK?
And I'll be right behind you

In the night, in the night
In the dark and the light
Then AIDS might be inside you

Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again

I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain

Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again

Well, not in Utah, you know they're saints
They've a ban out on "Brokeback Mountain"
They've a ban out on "Brokeback Mountain"

Just look at me, I glisten
I'm the man, just a man, give me a hand
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain

Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
I'm the man on the mountain
The man on the Brokeback Mountain
And all night, I'll fight
There's an Oscar in sight
Time's up for "Brokeback Mountain"
© The "Remember Al & Mo Fond" 2006.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 3
 3
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 2
 3
 
 5   8
 6
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin rhodes - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
quite the anthem....holds up lighter...
DBear - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one. Can't believe this hasn't been done earlier.
Jack Bond - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this parody was downright hilarious. I was on the floor laughing.
wow horrible - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
this is total bs and i would never consider it funny and that song isnt by rainbow its by Dio

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rainbow1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1498