Song Parodies -> Man On The Brokeback Mountain
| Original Song Title: | "Man On The Silver Mountain" |
| Original Performer: | Rainbow |
| Parody Song Title: | "Man On The Brokeback Mountain" |
| Parody Written by: | A Bedroom Full Of Cowboys |
Listen to (the) Rainbow, People!
I can kneel, I can kneel
On your pole, you will squeal
And then it's time for "churning"
If you've got buns, you've got buns
And though love brings the runs
You will never stop me yearning
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm so gay, I'm so gay
I can show you, OK?
And I'll be right behind you
In the night, in the night
In the dark and the light
Then AIDS might be inside you
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again
Well, not in Utah, you know they're saints
They've a ban out on "Brokeback Mountain"
They've a ban out on "Brokeback Mountain"
Just look at me, I glisten
I'm the man, just a man, give me a hand
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
I'm the man on the mountain
The man on the Brokeback Mountain
And all night, I'll fight
There's an Oscar in sight
Time's up for "Brokeback Mountain"
On your pole, you will squeal
And then it's time for "churning"
If you've got buns, you've got buns
And though love brings the runs
You will never stop me yearning
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm so gay, I'm so gay
I can show you, OK?
And I'll be right behind you
In the night, in the night
In the dark and the light
Then AIDS might be inside you
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
When you're screaming my name
Cum has made me holy again
Well, not in Utah, you know they're saints
They've a ban out on "Brokeback Mountain"
They've a ban out on "Brokeback Mountain"
Just look at me, I glisten
I'm the man, just a man, give me a hand
I'm the man on the Brokeback Mountain
Come up my spire
Let us both perspire
I'm the man on the mountain
The man on the Brokeback Mountain
And all night, I'll fight
There's an Oscar in sight
Time's up for "Brokeback Mountain"
© The "Remember Al & Mo Fond" 2006.
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quite the anthem....holds up lighter...
Good one. Can't believe this hasn't been done earlier.
I thought this parody was downright hilarious. I was on the floor laughing.
this is total bs and i would never consider it funny and that song isnt by rainbow its by Dio
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