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Song Parodies -> "All Cramped, All Cramped"

Original Song Title:

"All Dead, All Dead"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"All Cramped, All Cramped"

Parody Written by:

The Anti-Corporate Outlaw

The Lyrics

For those who don't know, ramps are a type of wild onion.
I ran straight for the bathroom.
I almost messed my pants.
I had to drop a big load.
I ate a bunch of ramps.

Too much ramps will kill you.
Just the same as too much love.
I will be in the bathroom
For a very long time to come.

All cramped, all cramped.
At last it all came out.
And I wonder why I still eat ramps.
All gone, all gone.
At least my pants were spared.
If I eat any more, I'll be all sick and cramped.
All cramped.

All cramped, all cramped.
Now I'm breaking wind.
I just hope that wasn't a wet framp.
All cramped, all cramped.
I gotta go again.
These f**king ramps are making my stomach all hurt and cramped.

The toilet is a flushing.
The fan's on for a while.
Please, you must remember.
To wash your hands with some Dial.

All cramped, all cramped.
I hope it's safe to breathe.
I better lay off those f**king ramps.
All cramped, all cramped.
And yes I do believe.
I don't want to be all sick and cramped.
All sick and cramped.

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