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Song Parodies -> "Joltin' to the Potty, Cat! (2001 Josie and the Pussycats satire)"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Joltin' to the Potty, Cat! (2001 Josie and the Pussycats satire)"

Parody Written by:

Pauly Gerard

The Lyrics

Think of this as both a song spoof AND a summary of a MAD Magazine-like Movie Satire. INTRO: You ladies will be disappointed for one reason. Not because the co-creator of the comic franchise the film inspired from passed away recently or because there's no Sebastian in it or even because it's full-blown awful. Rather it's because the theatres that show it will give you too much to drink! We bet the minute a scene you'd like will show up, you'll be...JOLTIN' TO THE POTTY, CAT!
SUMMARIZATION: Did DaJoke [DuJoir] crash in real life
Part of Whynot Freak's [Wyatt Fame] legacy
Sent towards Midvale
To find the next pop celebrities

To our surprise, he finds wannabes led by Jokey [Josie]
They had a good choice, her, Valet [Valerie] and Manatee [Melody]
Easy come, easy go
Those teasing girls will get a show
Either way they will make it, it's comic book guarantee, yessiree.

They dropped one, in a recording plan,
Though they made up a song as a flub, still it makes it to #1
Drama bomb, they've just began,
Thanks to that suspicious machine, there on their way.

Pottycats...meow meow meow,
They're in the rock star line, even though they won't realize they're being used, I mean come on 2x, being curious is half the battle.

No way, the teasers are back, they say they're their fanatics, before the group take off to Bologna's [Fiona] soiree that's big.
She shocked everybody with a special idea where someday Jokey might go solo without her group.

Pottycats...meow, meow, meow (say it isn't so)
I thought she said they were friends first, now she's saying that puppies grow up and die & Big Mouth Billy Bass isn't real!

I hear in their next song the voice of Moviefone.
TRL TRL Carson Daly's gonna hit ya.
Val and Man are bolting, hosts are really assaulting them!

Phony-ego, Phony-ego, Phony-ego, Phony-ego, Phony-ego, Phony-ego might have been Jokey don't you know, But we don't think so.

She had an argument with her bandmates,
"Why can't it be 'Valet and the Pottycats'?!! That'd be great."
She better come to her senses before it's too late.

Easy now, what is this? Backup sounding diss.
SUBLIMINAL, Whoa! It'll be in an upcoming show. Aw please, no. 3x Sorry, Balogna, no no no no no no no.

Take those ears off, take those ears off, your mind waves aren't that slow. The Carrots [Cabots], her friends and she will take her and Whynot down, as well as that machine machine machine.

"So you think you can slice me with my own guitar."
The subliminal message the whole time was that you're cool, how bizarre.
Ooh this is crazy.
The real you and him are crazy.
Good time officers, get these traitorous jokers out of here.

So what if our film's badder
We're sparing your spent green
It really shouldn't matter
We're an animated cash 'cow' rock team
Now on with the show.
CAMEOS: Tom of 'Tom and Jerry', Heathcliff, Catbert, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starring of 'Yellow Submarine', Pelswick & Cathy as 'Bologna'

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AmericanGirlFan8998 - February 11, 2020 - Report this comment
Good song. The Dove Foundation did a review of the 2001 movie. 555.

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