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Song Parodies -> "Brohemian Rhapsody 2.bro"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Brohemian Rhapsody 2.bro"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

I got a little fired up when I saw that Claude Prez considered the original "Bro Rhap" one of the top 200 or so parodies in the annals of Amiright. So now I will try to top myself with a sequel featuring even more "brocabulary", especially in operatic stanzas. First two stanzas will be about the same as original Bro Rhap...... As before, I am the youngest of 5 brothers, so this is a sort of kid brother lament. Some of you kid brothers may be able to relate
Is this the bro's life
Is this fraternity
Caught in some brostrife
No escape from brotality
Flush out your brain
Dial back on the names and see
I'm just the kid bro, I get no dignity
Cause I'm the youngest son, youngest bro
Little shy, little slow
Anytime at all, Bros, doesn't really matter
To me ....

Mama, just punched a bro
Put a fist upside his head
Made his lip all bloody red
Mama, fight has just begun
But now he's gone and thrown me to the floor
Mama, oooooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I haven't spoofed this line this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
Because it didn't really matter

Too late, the fight is done
Sends snivels down my spine
Voice is breaking like mangine
Goodbye everybody, I've had it, Bros
Gonna leave this thing, this so-called brotherhood
Mama, oooooh , I'm your little guy
Sometimes I wish I'd never had bros at all

(Cue staccato piano riff signaling start of "broperatic" stanzas of song)

I see a mis'rable sibling-etto of a bro
Broda Douche, Broda Douche, will you do the right thang, Bro
Arguing and fighting very, very frightening me
What the hey, Bro (What the hey, Bro)
What the hey, Bro (What the hey, Bro)
What the hey, Bro, Figar-Bro
C3P-BRO!! ... (Bro .. Bro .. Bro)

I'm just The Brolet, nobody loves me
He's just The Bronchkin, from a brogue family
Spare him his psyche from this brotesquerie
Easy Brah, easy Bro, will you stop it, Bro
Brosmillah!* NO! We will not stop it, Bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
Brosmillah! We will not stop it, Bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
Brosmillah! We will not stop it, Bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
Will not stop it, Bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
Never stop it, Bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
Never stop it, Bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
Hermano Mio! Hermano Mio!
Hermano mio, stop it, Bro
The elder sib is the devil in disguise for me
For me, For me-e-e-e-e-e-e!

So you think you can brone me and put me to trial
So you think you can dog me in brolshevik style
Oh Brosif, Can't keep doing this to me, Brosif
Just cut it out, just cut it out right here and now

Nothing tweaks my bladder
Really pisses me
Nothing tweaks my bladder
Nothing makes me madder
Than he-e-e-e-e-e.

(Any time at all, Bros ....)


*Brosmillah -- short for "Brosmillah Brallah, al Brahman al Brohim" which is the first line recited by the followers of Brohammed in their daily brostrations. (Stop me before I brocab again)

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CML - September 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Brolshevik -- member of a group that believes all the means of seduction should be held by The Broletariat. Renowned for their use of bropaganda, which combines elements of distortion and relentless brovocation
Peter Andersson - September 13, 2017 - Report this comment
There would be a brochure for brohemianism joke in this comment if only I could come up with one. I'm going broke on 555s, but you get one anyway bro!
annimal - September 13, 2017 - Report this comment
he he
CML - September 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Peter, my brothers and I were ahead of the power curve when it came to bro-punning. We actually called our brotherhood "The Brosa Nostra". We all had Bro names too. The oldest was "Bro Magnum" because he was the first, the proto-bro. Then came "Bro Chi Minh", because he was anti Vietnam war. Then came "Brobspierre", because he was a ruthless bastard, especially in business. Then there was "Cesar Bromero", because he did a lot of business in Mexico. And then they tried at first to call me "My Little Brony" because I was the youngest (and, of course, because they were @ssh*les) but I insisted that they call me "The Bronchkin" .... Of course, if you ask any of them about this they'll deny it, but only because the "Code of Bromerta" demands silence
Jonathan - September 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Bro, brah, breh! I'm A younger brother, myself. luckily, I can't recall my older bro being too much of a pain! this is art, breh! 5s

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