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Song Parodies -> "We Will Shock You/We are The Trumpions"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You/ We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Shock You/We are The Trumpions"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Dont flame me; I think he's just as bad a candidate for POTUS as everybody else here. But how can you resist "We Are The Trumpions." I'm surprised I'm the first to come up with this .... And as long as I'm doing this, might as well illustrate some of the psychology behind this phenomenon
Boom Boom baa
Boom Boom baa
Boom Boom baa

Markie, you do cloy, make a small splash
Playing all effete, gonna be a kept man someday
You done lost your own state
You big mistake
Kicking that sand all over your base

We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you

Markie, you're a young man, canned man
Talking like a 'bot, gonna say all your lines today
No blood in your face
Nary a trace
Faking your banter all over the place

We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you

Markie, you're a vain man, spent man
Failing to get out
Gonna bring on the Trump Tuesday
You got mud on their face
Their funds misplaced
Somebody should have hooked you back up to your base

We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you (singing)
We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you (everybody)
We will, we will shock you
We will, we will shock you

(Break to grinding guitar solo, followed by ....)

I cast my vote ... time and again
I gave you two waves ... and received your back hand
Bad candidates .. stomached a few
I voted my share of hacks for the team
But now that's all through

(And the wall will go on and on and on and ....)

We are the Trumpions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting 'gainst the Jebs
We are the Trumpions, we are the Trumpions
No time for Rubios
Cause we are the Trumpions
Of the world

I'll take my bows ... and my curtain calls
You brought McCain and Mittens
And everything that goes with that
'Eff to you all
But there'll be no timid poses
No measured Cruz
He's got a talent to burn it all down
The guy will be yuuuge

(And the wall just goes on and on and on and on and ..)

We are the Trumpions, my friend
And we'll keep on spite-ing to the end
We are the Trumpions, we are the Trumpions
No time for Cruzes
Cause we are the Trumpions
Of the world

We are the Trumpions, O Ted
And we'll keep incite-ing to the end
We are the Trumpions, we are the Trumpions
No time for Rubios
Cause we are the Trumpions




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Republican - March 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Trump supporters are Trumpeters, not Trumpions.
callmelennie - March 19, 2016 - Report this comment
So I guess I coined a neo-Trumpism for the purposes of this parody. Work with me here
Michael Pacholek - March 19, 2016 - Report this comment
I loathed Trump long before he went into politics, but this was really good.
Patrick - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
So many great lines. "Voted my share of hacks for the team, but now that's all through" really resonates. "We'll keep on spiting to the end" portends what will happen at the convention this summer, especially if it looks like the party is pulling some backroom maneuvers. A great parody. Maybe you could get Trump to play it at one of his riots.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
The dust may still settle on what best to call a Trump supporter. The columnists in my Sunday newspaper were unanimous on the substance of Trump's policy (George Will - "arrogance leavened by frivolousness"; David Brooks - "no realistic policies, no advisers, no capacity to learn"; Jennifer Rubin, quoting Lindsey Graham, "He's an interloper... His foreign policy is gibberish"). For this, the classic expression "trumpery" (derived from the French tromperie for trickery) seems de rigueur.
Callmelennie - March 21, 2016 - Report this comment
Breaking News: This song is going to appear in the upcoming blockbuster about the Trump campaign, "Dr Strangevote: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Don"

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