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Song Parodies -> "Pilfer Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Pilfer Queen"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

She keeps her crowbar and lockpick
in a little cabinet
"Let me to steal from till"
she's cocky as a martinet
Shoplifting, burglary
Cutpursing, thievery
At anytime a larceny
She can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Lipstick and lingerie
Extraordinary wines -

She's a Pilfer Queen -
Pick-a-pocket, caper-y
Dynamiting, burglary
Guaranteed to steal your stuff
Anytime!

She is kleptomaniac
Keeps her swag in a huge sack
Wanna steal?

To avoid investigations
She never kept the same address
In incarceration
She acted just like a liar-ess
Stole a set of china
stuffed diamonds in v***na
Shoplifting, filchery
Purloining, thievery

Perfume she embezzled from Paris
For cars she breaks in with caress
Fastidious and precise -

She's a Pilfer Queen -
Pick-a-pocket, caper-y
Dynamiting, burglary
Guaranteed to steal your stuff
Anytime!

Drop of a hat she's as lawful as
lawyer caught of smoking grass
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of swag

To absolutely steal your stuff -.
She's all out to get yours...

She's a Pilfer Queen -
Pick-a-pocket, caper-y
Dynamiting, burglary
Guaranteed to steal your stuff
Anytime!

She is kleptomaniac
Keeps her swag in a huge sack
Wanna steal?
It's a steal...

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Jonathan - January 18, 2016 - Report this comment
Susanna if you see that b!tch again you tell her I want my wallet back! this isn't funny! >:( 5's
Patrick - January 19, 2016 - Report this comment
There was a story in the press a couple years ago of a woman being searched at the police station when the cops found a tiny handgun concealed where the subject of your story kept her purloined jewelry.

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