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Song Parodies -> "Dog Dung"

Original Song Title:

"Headlong"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Dog Dung"

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

There are lots of dogs in my area that are allowed to foul the footpath. I am a dog lover but it still drives me insane.
And you've trod in dog dung,
By the cross roads,
And you trod in dog dung,
On a short stroll,
And it smells so strong,
But you couldn't stop it,
No there's nothing you could do about it.

Nothing you could do,
No there's nothing you could do about it,
No there's nothing you could,
Nothing you could do,
Nothing you could do about it.

And you've trod in dog dung,
By the cross roads,
And you trod in dog dung,
On a short stroll,
And it smells so strong,
But you couldn't stop it,
No there's nothing you could do about it.

Hey! There was a man with a lead in his hand,
(Dogs do poopy dogs do poop),
Now his pooch has laid one on the spot that you stand,
(Dogs do poopy dogs do poop),
Now you wished that he'd put the crap in a bag,
If you knew who it was,
You'd lose your rag,
That brown smelly splodge isn't very groovy,
When you're screaming in the night,
Let me at that dog who did poopy!

Dog dung!
By the highway,
And you trod in dog dung,
On a short stroll,
And it smells so strong,
But you couldn't stop it,
And you can't stop cursing,
Cos there's nothing you could,
Nothing you could,
Nothing you could,
Nothing you could do about it.

When an angry neighbour meets a dog owning lady,
(Dogs do poopy dogs do poop),
If her dog poops on the lawn,
He'll get more than half crazy,
(Dogs do poopy dogs do poop),
Now you see poop everywhere you turn,
You can't stop hopping to avoid the turd,
It ain't no time to wonder,
Why turds aren't white,
Disinfectant's out the cupboard,
Gotta clean them shoes right!

You trod in dog dung,
Dog dung! On a short stroll,
And is smells so strong,
But you couldn't stop it,
And there's nothing you,
There's nothing you,
There's nothing you,
There's nothing you could do about it at all.

And you trod in dog dung,
By the highway,
And you trod in dog dung,
On a short stroll,
And it smells so strong,
But you couldn't stop it,
There's nothing,
Nothing,
Nothing you could have done about it,
Trod in trod in dog dung,
Dog dung,
Dog dung,
Dog dung.

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Shit-tacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poopie Longstocking - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Now this is a jolly good dog poop parody! 5,5,5 for the good pooping puppy dog from Poopie Longstocking!

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