-> "Luftwaffe Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Is this the rebirth?
Is this new Air Force born?
Taught in the gliders -
and Russian aid not scorned
Planes are brand new -
fighters, dive bombers too
Baptism on fire, in Spanish Civil War
bombers bom, new aces born
flying high, fighting low
Anywhere the war goes -
soon it will be Poland to hit!
Poland, is soon overrun
with her planes destroyed on ground
Poland's victory so sound
Europe, we'll just wipe out you
Denmark, Norway, Holland are soon done
Stukas go wo-oo-o-oo!
Six weeks more now and we will conquer France
Bomb 'em on, bomb 'em on
As if England really matters?
Too bad! England's fighting back -
Spitfires, Hurricanes on track
and their pilots too are crack -
Balkans - every plane now!
Gotta crush the Greece and take Africa too
Russia - ooh, here we come (and kill tallies rise now)
We are meant to make to cry -
one hundred kills are measure of an Expert -
I see a silhouetto of a white-starred plane -
Eight Air Force! Ninth Air Force! Now the Yanks have come to fight you
Thunderbolts and Lightnings, very very frightening, yeah!
Flying Fortress! Liberator! Mitchell and the Marauder! (and Mustangs too)
We're on defense now, nobody helps us
(You're on defense now), Messerschmitt and Focke-Wulf
Do they save your towns from these monstrosities?
Bomb all night! Bomb all day! They won't go away!
R-A-F will not go away
R-A-F too is there to stay
R-A-F Lancasters in fray!
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, night fighters, oh, night fighters (oh night fighters, will do job.)
For Butcher Harris has a devil put aside for towns, for towns, for towns.
So you think you can bomb us and crush all our towns?
So you think you can fight us and level to ground?
Jet fighters! Nemesis jet fighters!
Will fight you back! Will shoot down all of your bombers...
Nothing really remains -
Nothing really remains,
Nothing really remains to fly....
Anyway the war goes.
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