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Song Parodies -> "Pig Fetus Face"

Original Song Title:

"Bicycle Race"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Pig Fetus Face"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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I read this article about David Bowie mailing a pig fetus to Rolling Stone magazine, and for some reason the following song lyrics popped into my head.
Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a
Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a pig fetus
I want it free-range grown
I want to send a pig fetus
I want it sent to Rolling Stone

You say pork I say park
You say dork I say dark
You say Ork I say Saruman
Rings were never my thing
And I don't like Elf Lords

You say oink I say ain't
You say sin I'll be a saint
You say boink I say
Wise guys don't deliver door-to-door
Promos for department stores
I just wanna mail a

Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a
Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a pig fetus
By plane, balloon, or drone
I want to send a pig fetus
I want to send a

Pig fetus faces you're gonna display
With a load of "yahooties" oh yeah!
Swine before pearls you'll be sighting today
With your snout in their booties, oh yeah

In the slot, it's sent--go!

Pig fetus face, fig petus pace, big beat-us bass
Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a pig fetus
Pig fetus, fig petus, big beat-us, wig weed-us
Die-beetus bass

You say duke, I say dame
You say flash, I say fame
Some girls, they got cooties, man
I just wanna scream out something 'bout South America

You say red, I say shoes
You say bled, I say blues
You say bed, I say who's this
Little piggy sleepin' in my bed
Adidas dancin' in my head
Cos now I wanna send a

Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a
Pig fetus, pig fetus, pig fetus
I want to send a pig fetus
I want it air-mail flown
I want to send a pig fetus
I want it sent to Rolling Stone

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Rob Arndt - August 07, 2015 - Report this comment
You've hogged the spotlight again- 555!
Callmelennie - August 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Some very, very free associating going on here, Porfle ... very free
Henry - August 07, 2015 - Report this comment
This left me in the fetal position! 5s
Porfle Popnecker - August 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, your comments are swine and dandy.
Sam - August 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, you are the funniest parodist on this site bar none!!!
Porfle Popnecker - August 09, 2015 - Report this comment
You just made my day!
Joanne Curran - August 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Fetus more Mr.P, 555 slices!
Ken - August 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Title sounds like something Donald Trump would call Rosie!!!
Karen + Janet - August 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, your parodies cause infectious laughing! My friend and I almost peed ourselves!
Porfle Popnecker - August 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Darby - August 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I used to call my brother this all the time when we were kids! Na, na, na, na, na!!!

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