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Song Parodies -> "I Will Rock You, Sock You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Rock You, Sock You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Rock'em Sock'em Robots from 1964 onward. Btw, they did NOT inspire the movie "Real Steel!"
Player 1:

Player, you're a kid and not yet a man
Got your robot to beat, in a plastic ring we will play
"Red Rocker" in place
Gonna keep strikin' your face
Knockin' your block off at a fast pace

I will, I will, Rock you!
I will, I will, Sock you!

Opponent:

Player, you're a young man, a fight fan
Got your robot to beat, buttons on my joysticks to play
"Blue Bomber" in place
I'm gonna pound your face
A tough right jab knock your head outta place

I will, I will, Rock you!
(Swingin')
I will, I will, Sock you!

Robot:

Plastic, I am a Red one, you are a Blue one
Eyes on the prize, mechanical manipulation at play
A strike to the face
Got a head to displace
Strong force and angle, hyperextension disgrace!

They will, they will, Rock us!
(Raving Bonkers)
They will, they will, Sock us!

(Kids are watching)

Both players:

I will, I will, Rock you!
I will, I will, Sock you!

(With might!)

And the winner is...???

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
it rocked my socks! which looked weird because I wasn't even wearing any... 455
Rob Arndt - July 13, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, I played this as a kid!

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