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Song Parodies -> "Fat-Hatin' Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Fat-Hatin' Guys"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Reddit just banned the popular trollish subreddit /r/fatpeoplehate, so now its members are migrating over to a rival site (Voat).
Oh, Ms. Pao thinks we're not alright
Oh, we'll have to find a new website
Oh, we'd better move to Voat right now
Fat-hatin' guys, we make the s--tlord world go round

Hey I was just a skinny troll
Some would call me an a--hole
I think fatties should be public-al-ly shamed
Posting pics of big fat Janet
She was such a gross hamplanet
Great big woman, you made a great Reddit post for me

Hey! Hey!

Some folks tell me that I'm crass
That my posts are toxic gas
But I'd say it's just good old fat-shamin' fun
'Cause them lard-tubs and them whales
Are a bunch of epic fails
Makin' fun of stinky fatties all the time

Oh, Ms. Pao thinks we're not alright
Oh, we'll have to find a new website
Oh, we'd better move to Voat right now
Fat-hatin' guys, we make the s--tlord world go round

Now, listen here

Now my boss caught me at work
Posting blimp pics like a jerk
Said that I'd get fired if he caught me again, oh
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
We're on Voat now, shaming chubs for the world to see

Oh, Ms. Pao thinks we're not alright
Oh, we'll have to find a new website
Oh, we'd better move to Voat right now
Fat-hatin' guys, we make the s--tlord world go round

If she rode a bike, it'd break!
Fat-shaming site, yeah, yeah, yeah
Chew cud, man-cow!
Fat-shaming site
Yes, yes, right
Just to be clear, I don't endorse fat-shaming. This parody is tongue-in-cheek only.

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