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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Will Rock You"
Original Song Title:
"We Will Rock You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Will Rock You"
Parody Written by:
JD1611
The Lyrics
This non-comedic parody gives a whole new meaning to "rock you." Deuteronomy 32:31a "For their rock is not as our Rock..." In the Bible, the Lord Jesus Christ is called "a stumblingstone and rock of offence" (Romans 9:33). In Matthew 21:44, Jesus said "And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder." That "grinding" refers to Jesus' return to earth, when He will smash millions of His enemies (Revelation 14:20, 19:11-16).
Sinners are annoyed, hatin' your noise
preaching in the street
that they're gonna be judged some day.
They throw beer in your face,
reject God's grace,
rippin' up tracts all over the place
singin'
We will we will mock you
We will we will block you
Jesus was the good man God-man
dying on the cross
for the sin of the world that day.
He had blood on His face,
He saves by grace,
risen in glory and flyin' thru space.
He will He will "rock" you
(Preach it!)
Jesus Christ will "rock" you
Suffering is by man for man
blaming Jesus Christ
but He suffered more than you one day
with God's blood on His face
saves by grace
Just call upon the Lord and your sins are erased
He will He will "rock" you
(Preach it!)
Jesus Christ will "rock" you
(Everybody)
He will He will "rock" you
Jesus Christ will "rock" you
(Amen)
preaching in the street
that they're gonna be judged some day.
They throw beer in your face,
reject God's grace,
rippin' up tracts all over the place
singin'
We will we will mock you
We will we will block you
Jesus was the good man God-man
dying on the cross
for the sin of the world that day.
He had blood on His face,
He saves by grace,
risen in glory and flyin' thru space.
He will He will "rock" you
(Preach it!)
Jesus Christ will "rock" you
Suffering is by man for man
blaming Jesus Christ
but He suffered more than you one day
with God's blood on His face
saves by grace
Just call upon the Lord and your sins are erased
He will He will "rock" you
(Preach it!)
Jesus Christ will "rock" you
(Everybody)
He will He will "rock" you
Jesus Christ will "rock" you
(Amen)
RECEIVE THE ROCK: Ask the Lord Jesus Christ to save your soul from hell right now. "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved" (Romans 10:13). He said "I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand" (John 10:28). www.biblebelievers.com/churches
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