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Song Parodies -> "Fast Foodian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Fast Foodian Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
tales of a group of friends working at an unnamed fast food restaurant starring:
Joe: a long-haired young man who loves his job but hates a cranky old customer named Mr. Brighting he also has trouble getting his crabby co-worker Ronnie to accept his invitations to hang out.
Ronnie: the resident emo he constantly refuses Joe's invitations to hang out and doesn't take part in sing-a-longs.
Kiki: Joe's friend who can't seem to work up the nerve to ask for a raise.
Bobby: another one of Joe's friends none too bright he gets caught sabotaging a meal of Mr. Brighting's by Joe.
Stewie: Joe's "ambiguously" gay friend.
Mr. Brighting: a crabby old man who loves giving Joe & his friends a hard time.
Ms. Miller: the chipper owner of the restaurant who loves to sing along to the radio.
& Me: I introduce the story.
Joe: a long-haired young man who loves his job but hates a cranky old customer named Mr. Brighting he also has trouble getting his crabby co-worker Ronnie to accept his invitations to hang out.
Ronnie: the resident emo he constantly refuses Joe's invitations to hang out and doesn't take part in sing-a-longs.
Kiki: Joe's friend who can't seem to work up the nerve to ask for a raise.
Bobby: another one of Joe's friends none too bright he gets caught sabotaging a meal of Mr. Brighting's by Joe.
Stewie: Joe's "ambiguously" gay friend.
Mr. Brighting: a crabby old man who loves giving Joe & his friends a hard time.
Ms. Miller: the chipper owner of the restaurant who loves to sing along to the radio.
& Me: I introduce the story.
Me:
thanks for reading guys
hopefully happily
this is the start of
my "Fast Foodian Rhapsody"
Joe:
four apple pies
and super-size fries for thee
Mr. Brighting:
get a haircut boy you look like a sissy
Joe:
I told you read the tag my name's Joe
don't like that? you can go!
Mr. Brighting:
anyway your food blows
Joe:
that guy's such a b*stard to me
to me
*******
Joe:
Ronnie what's up my man?
come to my place shoot some hoops watch cartoons and eat Froot Loops
Ronnie you son of a gun
you always turn fun evenings away
Ronnie:
listen yoooou
if you want to make me cry
just try inviting me again tomorrow
now be gone you moron because nothing really matters
*******
Kiki:
hooray! payday has come
think I'll ask for a raise
Ronnie:
you've been saying that for days
Ms. Miller:
hello everybody how'd your day go?
Stewie:
thanks for asking mine was fine it was faboo!
Joe:
Boss Ma'am Oooo (Mr. Brighting: anyway your food blows)
let's not serve that guy
I really wish he wouldn't come here at all!
*******
Stewie:
I have a fetish for stilettos on a man
Joe Ronnie Kiki & Bobby:
what the deuce? what the deuce? more than we needed to know!
Joe Kiki Bobby & Stewie:
here comes Mr. Brighting very very frightening me!
Kiki:
extra mayo?
Mr. Brighting:
extra mayo!
Kiki:
extra mayo?
Mr. Brighting:
extra mayo!
Bobby:
hold the mayo!
Kiki:
wait what? no!
Mr. Brighting:
this service blo-o-o-ows!
Ronnie:
I'm filled with darkness I love nobody
Joe Kiki Bobby & Stewie:
he's filled with darkness he needs a best buddy
to save his life from being so empty
Ms. Miller:
turn up the radio let's sing "Let It Go"
Ronnie:
Ms. Miller! No! I won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
Ms. Miller! I won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
Ms. Miller! I won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
oh "Let It Go-o-o-o"
Ronnie:
no no no no no no no!
Ms. Miller:
now "Mamma Mia" "Mamma Mia" is playing on radio!
Ronnie:
beelzebub must have wrote those songs to torture me poor me POOR MEEEE!!!!!
*******
(everybody in the restaurant begins headbanging)
Joe:
so you think you can just go and spit in his food?
just because Mr. Brighting is oftentimes rude?
oh Bobby can't let you do that Bobby!
Mr. Brighting:
just give me my food just give it or I'm out of here!
*******
Kiki:
Oooh Yeah!
pay raise!
Joe:
Brighting's such a b*stard
everyone can see
Brighting's such a b*stard
Brighting's such a b*stard to me
he's still Ronnie's dad though...
thanks for reading guys
hopefully happily
this is the start of
my "Fast Foodian Rhapsody"
Joe:
four apple pies
and super-size fries for thee
Mr. Brighting:
get a haircut boy you look like a sissy
Joe:
I told you read the tag my name's Joe
don't like that? you can go!
Mr. Brighting:
anyway your food blows
Joe:
that guy's such a b*stard to me
to me
*******
Joe:
Ronnie what's up my man?
come to my place shoot some hoops watch cartoons and eat Froot Loops
Ronnie you son of a gun
you always turn fun evenings away
Ronnie:
listen yoooou
if you want to make me cry
just try inviting me again tomorrow
now be gone you moron because nothing really matters
*******
Kiki:
hooray! payday has come
think I'll ask for a raise
Ronnie:
you've been saying that for days
Ms. Miller:
hello everybody how'd your day go?
Stewie:
thanks for asking mine was fine it was faboo!
Joe:
Boss Ma'am Oooo (Mr. Brighting: anyway your food blows)
let's not serve that guy
I really wish he wouldn't come here at all!
*******
Stewie:
I have a fetish for stilettos on a man
Joe Ronnie Kiki & Bobby:
what the deuce? what the deuce? more than we needed to know!
Joe Kiki Bobby & Stewie:
here comes Mr. Brighting very very frightening me!
Kiki:
extra mayo?
Mr. Brighting:
extra mayo!
Kiki:
extra mayo?
Mr. Brighting:
extra mayo!
Bobby:
hold the mayo!
Kiki:
wait what? no!
Mr. Brighting:
this service blo-o-o-ows!
Ronnie:
I'm filled with darkness I love nobody
Joe Kiki Bobby & Stewie:
he's filled with darkness he needs a best buddy
to save his life from being so empty
Ms. Miller:
turn up the radio let's sing "Let It Go"
Ronnie:
Ms. Miller! No! I won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
Ms. Miller! I won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
Ms. Miller! I won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
"Let It Go!"
Ronnie:
won't sing "Let It Go"
Joe Kiki Ms. Miller Bobby & Stewie:
oh "Let It Go-o-o-o"
Ronnie:
no no no no no no no!
Ms. Miller:
now "Mamma Mia" "Mamma Mia" is playing on radio!
Ronnie:
beelzebub must have wrote those songs to torture me poor me POOR MEEEE!!!!!
*******
(everybody in the restaurant begins headbanging)
Joe:
so you think you can just go and spit in his food?
just because Mr. Brighting is oftentimes rude?
oh Bobby can't let you do that Bobby!
Mr. Brighting:
just give me my food just give it or I'm out of here!
*******
Kiki:
Oooh Yeah!
pay raise!
Joe:
Brighting's such a b*stard
everyone can see
Brighting's such a b*stard
Brighting's such a b*stard to me
he's still Ronnie's dad though...
thanks for reading! and yes Mr. Brighting & Ms. Miller WERE named the way they were to rhyme with "lightning" & "Bismillah!" ...and the world just collectively gave me one of these for thinking I was clever to do that.
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Nice job. In addition to the headbanging, I would have added light fixtures flicking on and off giving a strobe light effect.
I liked it.
jay_sherman: Thanks Jay and you're right there should have been flickering lights!
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Very entertaining-555!
Thanks Rob! :)
Hey man, this is really great. We're a huge fan of your work. I'd love to see it on the stage, I can already see it on stage already. Reach out or contact us.
Hey Jon...perhaps your finest contribution here to date....You've got an imagination that won't quit........and I like it
Awesome! I needed a good laugh today. It's been a rough week or so for me. So I needed something to make me laugh and smile. Feels better than crying. All 5s for you.
^ Thanks Guys!
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