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Song Parodies -> "Rock Bottomed Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Rock Bottomed Girls"

Parody Written by:

Chris Frederick

The Lyrics

Spoken/shouted lyrics are in parenthesis.
Oh, I'll watch an episode tonight
Ah, by my flat screen's big bright light
I have your sweet tale on DVD
Rock bottomed girls, you all are real enough for me.


I was just a little boy, watched cartoons and played with toys,
Til I found out how fun a Stone Age town can be.
Wilma Flintstone rocks her Freddie, Barney Rubble's rocked by Betty
Hard-ass women, you keep me glued to my TV.


I've been watchin' shows for years on cable, dish, and rabbit ears,
I've seen ev'ry sexy actress on the screen.
But their bodies, though they try, never made my mercury rise
Ageless basalt bootied cuties are my queens.

(Show it!)

Oh, show one more episode tonight
Ah, that will end my day just right
I watch your sweet tale on DVD
Hot Stone Age girls, your town of Bedrock calls to me
Rock bottomed girls, your Bedrock's where I want to be.

(Hey, listen here)

Driving to the local store makes your feet so very sore
It is tough to live in 5000 B.C.
(I'll help you)
Oh, how I wish I were with you; that would not be an issue
I'd let you drive my big blue rockin' SUV.

(Now get this)

Oh, just one more episode tonight
Ah, that will help my day end right
Oh, your tales are all I want to see
Rock bottomed girls, your town of Bedrock sets me free
I dream of you and feel the Bedrock under me.

(Get in your cars and walk)

(Ooh yeah,
Oh yeah,
Them rock bottomed girls)

Rock bottomed girls

(Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
All right
Ride 'em, cavemen)

Rock bottomed girls

(Yes, yes)

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