-> "Jungle Book Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jungle Book Rhapsody"
The Lyrics
Bagheera:
I found a mancub
he needed family
tried to think of one
and then the thought occurred to me
there's a wolf pack
and if they don't snack on he
they'll take in the boy make him their family
and they will bring him up as their own
make this jungle his home
where next will his life go?
guess I'll just have to wait and see
and see
*******
Akela:
Rama he'll kill the boy
and all who try to protect he will squash like an insect
Bagheera:
to save mowgli from Shere Khan
I think it's time I took the boy away
Rama Oooo
didn't mean to make you cry
I guess he won't be back again tomorrow
he'll be gone with his own he'll be off in the man village
*******
Bagheera:
Baloo you jungle bum
Shere Khan is after him
if he stays his future's grim
Baloo:
goodbye little buddy you've got to go
gotta leave this place behind and face the truth
Mowgli:
Baloo-oooo (Baloo: sorry little britches)
I don't wanna leave
and now I wish I'd never met you at all!
*******
Kaa:
I see a little silhouetto of a snack
I'm a douche I'm a douche I eat people not mangos
if I can't look at you would you at least look at me?
you don't trust me
Mowgli:
I don't trust you
Kaa:
you don't trust me
Mowgli:
I don't trust you
I don't trust you no way no
so off I go-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Vultures:
he's just a poor boy no friends or family
spare him his life from Shere Khan-strosity
Mowgli:
easy come easy go I refuse to go
I will not! no! heck no I will not go
Vultures:
he won't go
Mowgli:
I will not! heck no I will not go
Vultures:
he won't go
Mowgli:
I will not! heck no I will not go
Vultures:
he won't go
Mowgli:
heck no I won't go
Vultures:
he won't go
Mowgli:
heck no I won't go
Vultures:
oh he won't go-o-o-o
Mowgli & The Vultures:
no no no no no no no!
Vultures:
oh mama mia mama mia it is Shere Khan run friend run!
Mowgli:
why should I run?
Shere Khan:
why should you run? 'cause you should fear me fear me (voice cracks as he attempts high note) FEAR ME!
*******
Shere Khan:
so you think you can stop me from clawing your eyes?
Mowgli:
so you thought you'd attack me and leave me to die?
woah maybe I can defeat you maybe
just gotta set fire just gotta set fire to your rear!
*******
Vultures:
Oooh yeah!
Khan's gone!
Bagheera:
Baloo what's the matter?
be glad for Mowgli
he's with his own kind now
Baloo:
he prefers that girlcub to me
at least 'til the sequel...
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