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Song Parodies -> "I'm Growing Slightly Fat."

Original Song Title:

"I'm Going Slightly Mad."

Original Performer:

Queen.

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Growing Slightly Fat."

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius.

The Lyrics

For any foreign readers unsure of what "Top Deck is," it's a chocolate bar from England that is half white chocolate and half milk chocolate. I'm sure that there are foreign equivalents out there, even if they don't have the same name. :)
And the oven temperature rises,
The meaning is oh so clear,
Lovely smell of sponge cakes,
Wafting in front of me,
(oh dear),
Are they trying to tell you something?
You've put on a stone or two?
You're simply not slim my dear,
To be honest,
You had too much food!

I'm growing slightly fat,
I'm growing slightly fat,
Gradually it happened (happened),
It finally happened (happened),
It finally happened (happened),
I'm slightly fat.

I'm one slice short of a full cake,
I love chocolate filling,
One chunk short of a Top Deck,
I'm not your usual active,
Meat cut with a cleaver,
Fish out from the sea,
The eggs are boiling over,
I really should eat less than three.

I'm growing slightly fat,
I'm growing slightly fat,
Gradually it happened (happened),
It finally happened (happened),
It finally happened (happened),
I'm slightly fat.

I'm eating more than one noodle,
I'm gobbling fast it's true,
I'm eating more than three meals these days,
But my dear, how about you?

I'm growing slightly fat,
I'm growing slightly fat,
It finally happened,
It finally happened,
It finally happened,
I'm slightly fat,
Just very slightly fat.

And there you have it.

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 13

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different sort of freak - January 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh...dude...this is probably the best one out of your four Queen parodies, and I'm not too fond of any of them. Sorry! Not that mine are any better though...
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Are you a middle-aged woman with a Cellulite problem or something?
Ocean-Sirius - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Nope...my date of birth is 15/11/1983, making me 21 as I type this. =) I'm not obese but I'm not stick thin either. =P
Jonathan S. - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
As much as it may surprise you, I've actually heard the original! Nicely done with the OS, OS! (Get it? Orig. Song? Ocean Sirius?) Here's the Official Jonathan S. "5 Belches Of Approval" (in each category)!

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