-> "Cartesian Lapse-ody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Is real life real life?
Up on the downslide
No escape for escapee
Closing your eyes
Look down on the skies and see
I'm just a Portnoy*, tight'ning my tympani
Because I easily come, let it grow
Low is high, high is low
Anything Descartes knows doesn't really matter to me: I've me
René, I think I am …
It's the world against my head
I can't figure what I said
René, cogito ergo sum
But now I think I am not what I say
It's true the eye can lie
I'm there and back again until tomorrow
Party on, all is one, it's unbirthday time, mad hatters
René, a thought has come
It's clever, so divine
Senses lying all the time
Think why, everybody, we've got to know
Gotta leave your eyes behind, and base the proof
René, oo-ooh (close the windows)
We live and think and die
Comes time when I won't think nor be at all
I see a little abacus of a man
Calculus, calculus and it's infinitesimal
Wonder is heightening
Algebra is frightening me
Mice will play-oh, cat's away-oh
Dim sum ergo cogito
Madden-y freak out oh oh
I'm just a Portnoy and I make love to me
He's just enjoy-boy from a weird family
Spare him a wife, not this monstrosity
'Tween my thumbs, what I know. I won't let it go
'My thriller? I will not let it go!'
(Let it go!) 'Pants filler? I will not let it go!'
(Let it go!) 'Joykiller! I wank therefore I am!'
(Let it go!) 'Away with your spy-cam!'
(Let it go! I will not let it go!
Never let it go!
No, no, no, no. no. no, no
(I'm not here. I'm not here) Think I'm here, cogito
René Descartes on the level , je pense donc, je suis, that's me, je suis
So you think you can think/be and therefore am I
So you think you can be what you think, we all die
Or may be, don't you think I just may be
I'm gonna freak out, think of a way outta here
It's what really matters
What the eye can't see
March hares and mad hatters
Pitchers facing batters agree
Go and wash your windows
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