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Song Parodies -> "Minnesota Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Minnesota Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Col. Havoc

The Lyrics

Q. What if Freddy Mercury had been born & raised in Northern Minnesota, rather than his native England? A. He would have gotten beat up a lot. But in addition to that, can you imagine how irrevocably the history of Rock music may have been altered?
Ice fish a little put a crappie in a pan
Scare a moose scare a moose
Get you bitten by mosquito

Cheering for the Vikings
Very very frightening me

Minnesota buy a boat!

I’m just a Ranger nobody loves me
He’s just a Ranger from a poor family
Votes democrat with irrationality

Easy come Easy go
Will you shovel snow?
Huskvarna! No!
We will not shovel snow! Shovel Snow!
We will not shovel snow! Shovel Snow!
We will not shovel snow!
Will not shovel snow
Will not shovel snow
Will not shovel snow
No no no no no no no

Mama mia Mama mia Mama mia shovel snow

My Pickup Truck has a cooler full of beer
For me…
For me…
For ME!!!!!
(screaming guitar solo...)

When you think about it, this sort of thing does help to explain “Subterranean Homesick Blues” Apparently, young Bobby Z. DID get beat up a lot….

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   1
 4   0
 5   1

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Casual Observer - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
How did this get accepted for posting? The first half of the song appears to be missing. And who voted 5-5-5 for half a song?
Dave W. - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
It's got the makings to be a great parody...Resubmit and make it whole...We can wait.
Meriadoc - August 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with Dave - what is there is funny, but this is only a fragment of the original song.
William S. - July 03, 2013 - Report this comment
Brevity is the soul of wit.

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