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Song Parodies -> "Weebles Wobble/ We Are the Wobblers"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You/ We Are the Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Weebles Wobble/ We Are the Wobblers"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Slinky you're a toy that's an ad ploy
Walkin' down the stairs, gonna tangle up in one day
You're a big waste o' cash
Just empty flash
Wait'll you end up out in the trash, singin'

Weebles, weebles wobble
Weebles, weebles wobble

Teddy you're a robot have-not
Yappin' till the juice in your coppertops drains away
You're a one-day affair
You're losin' hair
Wait'll they kick you under a chair

Weebles, weebles wobble, fling it
Weebles, weebles wobble

Barbie you're an airhead, braindead
Fillin' out your clothes but your skull is on auto-play
You fall down on command
Cannot stand
Somebody has to hold you upright in their hand

Weebles, weebles wobble, fling it
Weebles, weebles wobble, and we're funny
Weebles, weebles wobble
Weebles, weebles wobble

[guitar solo]

We don't make noise
We don't plug in
Not electronic
We don't vibrate or spin

We're just some paint
Plastic and wood
We've temporarily been doggy toys
But we weren't chewed

Happily we go, dog to dog to dog to dog

We are the wobblers, my friend
And we'd rather bobble than upend

We are the wobblers
We are the wobblers

No falling over
Cause we are the wobblers
Tilt 'n' whirl

While other toys fall
And they can't get up
They roll beneath the table and somebody has to go for 'em
How they disrupt

But a weeble's always upright
Forthright and clean
We consider it a privilege to remain in one place
With a back and forth lean

Leanin' to and fro, bob and bob and bob and bob

We are the wobblers, my friend
And we'll bobble through the latest trend

We are the wobblers
We are the wobblers

Prone is for snoozers
Cause we are the wobblers
Boys and girls

We are the wobblers, my friend
A feat even toddlers comprehend

We are the wobblers
We are the wobblers

No horizontal
Cause we are the wobblers

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 17

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Glen S - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Whole thing was great, but especially liked the beginning where the classic sound-off in a TOY-STORY style. Especially enjoyed the slinky getting wrecked in one day, and the Barbie who fills out but needs help standing. GREAT WORK HERE. I enjoy a well-written parody to these two, which this is.
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
This was utterly BRILLIANT.
Rob Arndt - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
A Masterpiece- 555!!! Brought back lots of memories of toys past from my old Batman plush, through all the LEGOs, my Big Trak, Army Men, GI Joes, countless action figures, and those old Wards and Sears Fall Catalogue play sets!!! Good work Porfle :)
Porfle Popnecker - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks very much for the kind comments!
Andria - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I love this parody, and as a collector of Ty dolls (Beanie Kids, Beanie Boppers and Ty Girlz), and weird toys that I find interesting (I even have an Alphie and an original Teddy Ruxpin), I'm obligated to like it anyway. I had Weebles back when they were cute... 5s.
Porfle Popnecker - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! I used to work in a toy department so having to listen to the Teddy Ruxpin display all day is what made me anti-Teddy.
Susanna Viljanen - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Unlike London Bridge, Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Fives! Roly-poly toys are cute :)
Porfle Popnecker - May 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Definitely.
Phil Alexander - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
:-D Fantastic idea for a title sub, wonderfully executed.
Porfle Popnecker - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Jeff Reuben - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
This is brilliant, I agree with Phil, fantastic idea for a title sub. Easily one of my favorites of your songs. Well done!
Porfle Popnecker - June 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Glen S - June 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Still a huge fan of this, Porf. Great work. It's RETRO month in SOTM, with these classic toys, Jeff's classic games, Matt's classic Batman villains, and my old-school Batman sound effects. I wonder if anyone else fits that category...
Porfle Popnecker - June 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks again!
Blaydeman - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nostalgia to the MAX! You had me at slinky!
bobpiecheese - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I've never seen a Weeble. Ever. Maybe they're an American thing, maybe they're an 80's thing, maybe I just suck, who knows. The point is, I still really enjoyed this parody, as it didn't require prior knowledge of Weebles to enjoy it, which is always a good thing. I loved the verses dissing the other toys. 555!
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I'm glad prior knowledge of Weebles wasn't required!
Matthias - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I agree with T-Cop (seems like I'm agreeing with everybody during this competition) but I've never, ever, ever, ever heard of a Weeble. I think I'm too young to remember them. Still I liked the very Toy Story styling of this parody and the verse where they made fun of all the other toys.
Porfle Popnecker - June 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Now I'm starting to wish Toy Story'd had some Weebles in it!
Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I've done both a parody of the wonderful Weebles and of these original songs, but by doing both, you made an excellent spoof here! Nice work!
Porfle Popnecker - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Arwen - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...definitely my favorite so far. LOVE how it brings Toy Story to mind, as 2nzy said...and just perfectly paced and fun. LOVE!
Porfle Popnecker - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Love your comment!
Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
SOTY...still loving the Toy Story-ish-ness of this...definitely a winner!

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