Slinky you're a toy that's an ad ploy
Walkin' down the stairs, gonna tangle up in one day
You're a big waste o' cash
Just empty flash
Wait'll you end up out in the trash, singin'

Weebles, weebles wobble
Weebles, weebles wobble

Teddy you're a robot have-not
Yappin' till the juice in your coppertops drains away
You're a one-day affair
You're losin' hair
Wait'll they kick you under a chair

Weebles, weebles wobble, fling it
Weebles, weebles wobble

Barbie you're an airhead, braindead
Fillin' out your clothes but your skull is on auto-play
You fall down on command
Cannot stand
Somebody has to hold you upright in their hand

Weebles, weebles wobble, fling it
Weebles, weebles wobble, and we're funny
Weebles, weebles wobble
Weebles, weebles wobble

[guitar solo]

We don't make noise
We don't plug in
Not electronic
We don't vibrate or spin

We're just some paint
Plastic and wood
We've temporarily been doggy toys
But we weren't chewed

Happily we go, dog to dog to dog to dog

We are the wobblers, my friend
And we'd rather bobble than upend

We are the wobblers
We are the wobblers

No falling over
Cause we are the wobblers
Tilt 'n' whirl

While other toys fall
And they can't get up
They roll beneath the table and somebody has to go for 'em
How they disrupt

But a weeble's always upright
Forthright and clean
We consider it a privilege to remain in one place
With a back and forth lean

Leanin' to and fro, bob and bob and bob and bob

We are the wobblers, my friend
And we'll bobble through the latest trend

We are the wobblers
We are the wobblers

Prone is for snoozers
Cause we are the wobblers
Boys and girls

We are the wobblers, my friend
A feat even toddlers comprehend

We are the wobblers
We are the wobblers

No horizontal
Cause we are the wobblers