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Song Parodies -> "Brohemian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Parody Song Title:

"Brohemian Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

The kid brother's lament. I happen to be the youngest of five boys; hopefuly some of you will relate
Is this the family life?
Is this fraternity?
Caught in a some brostrife
No escape from brotality
Flush out your brain
Stop with the names and see
I'm just the kid bro, I get no dignity
Cause I'm the youngest son, youngest bro
Little guy, little slow
Anytime at all Bro, doesn't really matter ... To me

Mama ... just punched my bro
Put a fist upside his head
Made his lip all fat and red
Mama .. the fight has just begun
And now he's gone and thrown me to the floor
Mama ... Ooooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back on my feet this time tomorrow
Call the cops, call the cops
As if I really matter

Too late, the fight is done
Got a shiner on my eye
Body's aching all the time
Goodby everybody, I've got to go
Gonna dump this thing they call brotherhood
Mama, oooooh,
I'm your little guy
Sometimes I wish I'd never been the baby at all

I see a miserable sibling-etto of a bro
What a douche, what a douche will you do the right thang, Bro
Arguing and fighting, very very frightening to me
What the hey, Bro; What the hey, Bro
What the hey, Bro: What the hey, Bro
What the hey, Bro; Figarbro

I'm just the kid bro, nobody loves me
He's just the kid bro from a Catholic family
Spare him his psyche from this brotesquerie
Easy come, easy go, will you stop it, Bro?
Brosmillah! NO! we will not stop, it, Bro (STOP IT BRO!)
Brosmillah! We will not stop it, Bro (STOP IT BRO!)
Brosmillah! We will not stop it, Bro (STOP IT BRO!)
Will not stop it, bro (STOP IT, BRO!)
Never stop it, bro (STOP IT BRO!)
Never stop it, bro (STOP IT BRO!)
Hermano mio, hermano mio
Hermano mio, stop it Bro
The elder sib is the devil in disguise for me, for me
For meeeeeeeeeee!

So you think you can insult and make me your dog
So you think you can call my girlfriend a hog
Oh Brosif, Can't keep doing this, Brosif
Just cut it out, just cut it out right here and now

Nothing makes me madder
Anyone can see
Nothing makes me madder than he

Any time at all, Bro ...

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Callmelennie - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I just want to reassure everybody that no older male siblings were specifically targeted in the making of this parody. Moreover, any and all similarities between events depicted in the lyrics and actual events are, by no means, coincidental
Glen S - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
This was awesome. I liked all the inventive ways of getting 'bro' in there. 'right thang, Bro', C-3PBRO, Figarbro, and brotality stood out to me.
John Barry - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Brodacious neologisms!
Puto - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Callmelennie - January 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Puto, did you mean to say BROFLMFAO and miss typing the R. I'm going to assume you did
Callmelennie - January 07, 2012 - Report this comment
This is a little known fact, John but "Brosmillah" is short for "Bro ism Brah-lah al Brahman al Brohim" (in the bro-name of Brah-lah, the Brodacious Brohim). These, as any Brah-habi broslem would know, were the first words revealed by Brah-lah to the Brophet Brohammad (Piece be astride him)
Wendy Christopher - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
If it's any consolation, sisters aint much better.... they fight DIRTY...! LOLed at 'C3PBro' - 555.
Claude Prez - June 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Hi! Going through a lot of old stuff on the site lately and stumbled on this -- loved the title, and echo Glen's comments. Don't haze me bro
Callmelennie - June 29, 2017 - Report this comment
One of my best, Claude. I seem to have a knack for "Rhapsody." It brings out the best in me

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