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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Chucky / I'll Kill The Chucky Doll"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Chucky / I'll Kill The Chucky Doll"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

It's not Halloween yet, but it's getting close. I believe this parody would be a big monster hit by the teenage character, Andy Barclay.
Chucky is a doll wasting all my time
Committing some crime with the soul of Charles Lee Ray
He's got scars on his face
He's a disgrace
Someone get this doll outta my face

I hate I hate Chucky
I hate I hate Chucky

Chucky you're a bad man con man
Stuck inside a doll killing some people day by day
I got fear on my face
You're a disgrace
Better get the f**k outta my face

You are evil, Chucky
You are evil, Chucky

I was a boy, but I'm a young man
I fear the dumb doll every single night and day
He's running to a place
Without a trace
That doll better not get in my face

I hate I hate Chucky
I hate I hate Chucky
I hate I hate Chucky
I hate I hate Chucky

(The middle music plays, while Chucky bitches at Andy)

***Chucky***:
I'm going to f**king kill you, if you don't stop this stupid song.

***Andy***:
Oh yeah? If you were a real man, I'd kick you in the nuts.

(Andy throws Chucky out the window, while Chucky screams. Then, Andy runs to his girlfriend, Kristin, and sings the parody of "We Are The Champions" to her)

I think of you
All of the time
But Chucky's not dead
And he's out doing crime
And some murders
I still love you
But I wish I'd get Chucky outta my face
For me and you

I must save you from the bad doll

I'll kill the Chucky doll, my friend
I wish I'd put his life to an end
I'll kill the Chucky doll
I'll kill the Chucky doll
I miss my mother
But I'll kill the Chucky doll...for you, Kristin

Thank God, I am out
Of military school
Chucky killed too many cadets and put me in very deep shit
It's not so cool

Now, I'm in an orphanage
Cause I'm still sixteen
But sooner or later, I will be out living on my own
After I turn eighteen

Must get that fear outta my head

I'll kill the Chucky doll, my friend
I wish I'd put his life to an end
I'll kill the Chucky doll
I'll kill the Chucky doll
I miss my mother
But I'll kill the Chucky doll...for you, Kristin.......

(While the music fades away, Chucky starts getting pissed off)

***Chucky***:
I am soooo pissed! I'll kill that little shit, if this is the last f**king thing I do!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Kill Chucky for me too!
Agrimorfee - September 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Hehe, a "killer Queen" Parody. But remember what I have told you before...don't rush this stuff, pacing was really off.
Andria - September 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Cool idea (even though I got the shivers from seeing "I Hate Chucky" and thought it was an attack on Chucky G and possibly Dr Music or Razorblade Brunettes, until I realized that it's a Child's Play parody), but the pacing was marginal at best and the execution wasn't perfect. 2-5-3.

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