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Song Parodies -> "The Prince Of Weasels"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"The Prince Of Weasels"

Parody Written by:

bubblegum_superstar

The Lyrics

please do not ask what posessed me to write this song. (i'm guessing boredom)
Is that a weasel?
Is it a chimpanzee?
Could be a meercat...or some sort of diseased monkey
Small puny eyes...a crown...it's disguised you seeeee?
ooh it's so cute! Let's give it sympathy!
Coz it's got weasel eyes, weasel toes. Why it's disguised? No one knows
Why's it got a cell phone? Weasels do not usuallyyyyy...have these

Weasel
Just met a weasel.
It sneaked right up on me, did this un-invitedly.
'That weasel...it's got to go!'
That's what i thought until i learned the truth...

The weasel...ooooh...
It was wearing a crown
And it was wearing shoes that looked expensive
They were brown, they were brown...
This was the Prince of Weasels

Too late...I'd insulted him
I turned right around, almost squashed his tiny crown
"Sorry, little weasel" I said to him
He looked at me like I'd said something rude

To the weasel...ooooh...
'little' was an insult
He's only used to being called 'The Prince of Weasels...'

(music)

I slapped the weasel then the weasel lunged at me
PEOPLE: "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! did the weasel give you rabies?!"
The weasel ran like lightening, it was very frightening...eeep!
It just bit me! (it just bit her!)
It just bit me! ( it just bit her)
It just bit me on the toe
PEOPLE: Where did it goooo?
The weasel is hiding, it is quite scary
PEOPLE: The weasel is hiding! it is quite scary!
Find it right now before it sneaks up on me!
The Prince of Weasels, hiding so, where'd that weasel go?
Have mercy...Augh! where did the weasel go? (where'd it go?!)
Have mercy...Where'd that weasel go? (where'd it go?!)
Have mercy (where'd that weasel go?!)
where'd it go?! (where'd that weasel go?!)
Where'd it go? Where where where where? Where'd it go?
Oh no no no no no no no!
Where's that weasel where's that weasel? Where's that weasel where'd it go?
The Prince of Weasels, that weasel just snuck up on me, on me, on meeeeeee!

(guitar solo)

So the weasel outsmarted me tonight?!
So the weasel thinks it could win any fight?!
Buuut maybe...maybe the weasel is crazy!
Get the weasel out! Get the Prince of Weasels right out of here!

So the weasel scared me....anyone coud, see?
Why couldn't the weasel...why couldn't the weasel...
Leave meeeee?

(i now have got nine toes....)

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Princess Ana - January 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Ain't it funny how such randomness can make one laugh so hard...
different sort of freak - January 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This was so funny!!! I'm one of the more obsessive Queen Dorks of the world. (I run a small local fan club in Arizona) This one's going in the newsletter! Freddie Mercury would be proud!
Rice Cube - January 11, 2003 - Report this comment
That was...interesting ;) Good stuff indeed. I have no idea why you thought of weasels, but it seemed to work out.
Gromit - January 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I think this was funny. he he he... i think that it is funny that you thought of weasels. *******************************************
Jeff Reuben - February 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Bizarre. I liked it!
Johnny D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! You kwayyyzee and wacky too ! LOL ! "Prince of Weasels" - HAHAHAH GUFFAW oh this too funny who'd every come up with something like "Why's it got a cell phone? Weasels do not usuallyyyyy...have these" or something like "This was the Prince of Weasels" .... gotta catch my breath, too funny!
Nebula's Main Man - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Bubblegum_superstar, you are insane...
guy man - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
amanda is hot

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