-> "The Prince Of Weasels"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Prince Of Weasels"
Is that a weasel?
Is it a chimpanzee?
Could be a meercat...or some sort of diseased monkey
Small puny eyes...a crown...it's disguised you seeeee?
ooh it's so cute! Let's give it sympathy!
Coz it's got weasel eyes, weasel toes. Why it's disguised? No one knows
Why's it got a cell phone? Weasels do not usuallyyyyy...have these
Just met a weasel.
It sneaked right up on me, did this un-invitedly.
'That weasel...it's got to go!'
That's what i thought until i learned the truth...
It was wearing a crown
And it was wearing shoes that looked expensive
They were brown, they were brown...
This was the Prince of Weasels
Too late...I'd insulted him
I turned right around, almost squashed his tiny crown
"Sorry, little weasel" I said to him
He looked at me like I'd said something rude
To the weasel...ooooh...
'little' was an insult
He's only used to being called 'The Prince of Weasels...'
I slapped the weasel then the weasel lunged at me
PEOPLE: "Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! did the weasel give you rabies?!"
The weasel ran like lightening, it was very frightening...eeep!
It just bit me! (it just bit her!)
It just bit me! ( it just bit her)
It just bit me on the toe
PEOPLE: Where did it goooo?
The weasel is hiding, it is quite scary
PEOPLE: The weasel is hiding! it is quite scary!
Find it right now before it sneaks up on me!
The Prince of Weasels, hiding so, where'd that weasel go?
Have mercy...Augh! where did the weasel go? (where'd it go?!)
Have mercy...Where'd that weasel go? (where'd it go?!)
Have mercy (where'd that weasel go?!)
where'd it go?! (where'd that weasel go?!)
Where'd it go? Where where where where? Where'd it go?
Oh no no no no no no no!
Where's that weasel where's that weasel? Where's that weasel where'd it go?
The Prince of Weasels, that weasel just snuck up on me, on me, on meeeeeee!
So the weasel outsmarted me tonight?!
So the weasel thinks it could win any fight?!
Buuut maybe...maybe the weasel is crazy!
Get the weasel out! Get the Prince of Weasels right out of here!
So the weasel scared me....anyone coud, see?
Why couldn't the weasel...why couldn't the weasel...
(i now have got nine toes....)
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