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Song Parodies -> "German Racial Policy"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"German Racial Policy"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Eventually, I knew I would get around to this... inevitable really...
Is this the really my life?
Or is this insanity?
Caught in a nightmare,
No escape from barbarity
Opening my eyes, Looking up to dark skies I perceive,
I'm just a Jewish boy, getting no sympathy,
Our people come, our people go, Beaten high, beaten low,
Everywhere the SS goes doesn't really matter for me, for me.

I just killed a man,
Put a Luger against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, our lives are gone,
We’ve got to flee and just get away
Mama, ooh, There’s no time for you to cry,
I won’t be back again this time tomorrow,
Move on, move on ’cause nothing here matters (anymore)

Too late, the SS have come,
Sends shivers down my spine, MP-40s raised high
Goodbye, Germany, I've got to go,
Gotta leave my life behind and face a painful death
Mama, WHY, are we all doomed to die?
I sometimes wish we'd never been born here at all.

I have a little stiletto knife in my hand,
Sonderkommando, Sonderkommando, will we do a deadly Tango?
SS thunderbolts, Sig lightning, very, very frightening to me
(OH NO!) Oh No! (OH NO!) Oh No!, Oh No! Einsatzkommando!
Kommando! I'm just a Jewish boy and nobody will save me
He's just a Jewish boy from a Jewish family
Spare him his life from Hitler’s racial policy
Our people come, our people go, will you let my people go?
Achtung! NEIN!!! we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Achtung! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Achtung! We will not let you go
(Let me go!) Will not let you go
(Let me go!) Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Aaagh!!!.
(Oh Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil.) Sieg Heil, now let me go
Himmler has torture set aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can strike me and split my eye?
So you think you can torture me and just leave me to die?
Oh, Nazi, can't do this to me, Nazi,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta… Auschwitz???

Nazi internal matter, Germans plainly can see,
Nazi internal matter,
Nazis are gonna kill me...

Everywhere the SS goes…

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Total Votes: 22

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Rob Arndt - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Viewers note that V1L1 has an error. Should read" Is this really my life? I have so many problems writing these songs due to me dying. I have poor eyesight and lots of pain everywhere, everyday. Hard for me to write and then proof. Sorry, as German I hate mistakes!!!
Wild Child JIN - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Someday I must parody this original song, it looks really hard, and don't worry about the mistakes Rob, we all make them including me, remember what my proverb says, "Practice makes only progression, not perfection, because nobody and nothing is perfect." ;-) But your parody is excellent, I'm rather envious really! :-) 555!
Dylan Baranski - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I've been wanting to parody the OS for some time now, but I don't know what the parody's gonna be about. Anyways, this is a really good parody! I could imagine it being used in a movie of some sort.
Rob Arndt - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
TY WCJ and DB... it was inevitable b/c it seems that any true vet here would HAVE to do "Bohemian Rhapsody". Perhaps I can help DB- Rhapsody rhymes with both Catastrophe and Blasphemy!!! I'm sure these will put some ideas in your head!!! GL, Rob
Rob Arndt - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmm... the 2-Bomber strikes again!!! Hmm... rhymes with "Shoe Bomber"!!! Do I sense a parody starting... LOL!!!
Ann Hammond - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Patrick - June 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This one makes you feel the fear that Jews and others caught up in the Nazi web must have felt. Watch "Escape from Sobibor" and cheer when the Jewish inmate resists a homosexual advance from a Nazi guard by splitting the man's head with an axe. One of the best revenge scenes in a movie.
Susanna Viljanen - August 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I have Abrahamic undergrowth in my family tree and that parody really hurts. But at the same time, it was a very good reminder of the 20th century tragedy and what it really was about. As a token of my weird sense of humour, here's he-he-he.

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