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Song Parodies -> "We Will Grope You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We Will Grope You"

Parody Written by:

Mike Juergens

The Lyrics

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Snivelin' in line gonna be such a man some day
You got fear on your face
You big disgrace
Kickin' and cryin’ over the place
Singin'

We will we will grope you (TSA!)
We will we will grope you (TSA!)

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the line gonna take no more shit today
You got mace on yo' face
You big disgrace
Guess that will put you back into your place

We will we will grope you (TSA!)
We will we will grope you (TSA!)

Buddy you're an old dad poor dad
Pleadin' with your eyes ain’t gettin’
Respect today
You got crud on your face
Big disgrace
Look like someone put their junk into your face

We will we will grope you (TSA!)
We will we will grope you (TSA!)
Everybody
We will we will grope you (TSA!)
We will we will grope you (TSA!)
Alright



You’ll pay the dues
Time after time
You’ll do the sentence
If we say you did the crime
A bad mistake
Would be for you
To think a boot
Smashing your face
Won’t happen to you

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the gov’ment - my friends
And we'll dominate you
In the end
We are the gov’ment
We are the gov’ment
No rights for losers
'Cause we are the gov’ment
of the World

We’ve taught you to bow
When we grab your balls
It’s brought us power and fortune
And everything that goes with it,
We thank you all
But it's still no bed of roses
Though we’ve trained you,
We consider the challenge before us
The whole human race
And we’re not gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the gov’ment - my friends
And we'll dominate you
In the end
We are the gov’ment
We are the gov’ment
No rights for losers
'Cause we are the gov’ment
of the World

We are the gov’ment - my friends
And we'll dominate you
In the end
We are the gov’ment
We are the gov’ment
No time for peons
'Cause we are the gov’ment
Song goes just a bit further than reasonable (I hope!). It's done for effect. (c) Michael Juergens

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Patrick - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic! You capture the attitude of the jackboots flawlessly. The original has that mean, pounding rhythm, too. One of the best TSA songs so far.
Rod W - December 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Outstanding! And a tough one to work with, I know, I did this one too. More importantly, re what is going on in this former "land of the free and home of the brave", you've obviously done your homework. Which, of course, makes you a terrorist. Great line: "And we mean to go on and on and on and on"
Mike J - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for the enthusiasm, gentlemen! Rod, that was a Freddie Mercury line, I just get credit for writing around it....
Claude Prez - December 10, 2010 - Report this comment
You should be ashamed of yourself!!! This is the worst pornography ever! You are a partner at Toilet & Douche! I am no longer your ferret!! (Good stuff, BTW)
Mike J - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Casey, I am not the 'Michael Juergens' you identify, a person to whom you owe an apology. I do encourage you to go ahead and change your name, though.... ;)

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