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Song Parodies -> "Draggin' Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Draggin' Queen"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics



She beeps at those out at random
In her pretty Chevy Vette
'Let them eat dust', she says
As she pins her hair barrette
With built-in rocketry
It's lightning like Mercury
And off the line her domination
You can't deny

Flashy car, you'll curse her Vette
She'll curse you better yet
Excessive speed is her vice

She's a Draggin' Queen
High heels and gasoline
Speed of light, she can make you scream
Where is she? You're slow, behind
Ain't she fine?
Ooo, think you want to roll the dice
Many men have paid the price
Better fly...

She destroys competition
While wearing a designer dress
Acceleration
Her spiked pumps on the pedal press
Came from Carolina
But doesn't have a 'gina
(Draggin', braggin', she's a shaggin' queen)
Then the men eventually
Truth they will come to find
Her boobs unnaturally a pair, yes (surgically)
From car she'll show you bare breasts
Fast idiots she'll entice

She's a Racin' Queen
Horsepower, Diesel jeans
Eyes that shine like a razor gleam
Watch her speed, you're far behind
She's so fine

Drop of the flag she's a thrilling lass
Play you like a pussy cat
And rear differential has the traction
Artificially plumped her ass
She's oh so cutely drivin' wild, styled
She's out to bed you

She's a draggin' queen
Nitro with glycerine
Quite alright and she'll let you ream
Guaranteed to blow you fine
For a dime

Ooo, many men have paid the price
Just take a chance and roll the dice
Don't be shy
You wanna try...

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Timmy1000 - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice little tale - I'd take her on, but probaly lose my title.
AFW - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Royal job on this
Andy Primus - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ Carolina/'gina
Mark Scotti - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Very clever turn of phrase! I saw a hot girl once in a Corvette, with a bumper sticker that read, "If You Can Beat Me, You Can EAT ME!!!!" LOL...
Fiddlegirl - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Killer" pacing! :D
blackjack21 - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Many thanks for votes and "killer" comments. Been sick the last few days and this was good medicine. :-)

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