-> "Believe In Him Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Believe In Him Rhapsody"
Is this the real guy?
Is this just Santa-sy?
Thought I may have spied
Some elastic on bearded piece
Boy on lap cries, guy looks to the skies, yells "Pee!"
Oh my that poor boy, he got no sympathy
Because that Santa dude really blows; bogus guy, bogus joe
Santa at the mall blows, but the real one matters to me, where's he?
Santa...must find the man
Most folks say that he is dead, just a legend so they said
Santa, he's the only one
Knows what I need the most on Christmas day
Santa, where are you?
Haven't seen me pout or cry
And I'll go out again to look tomorrow
Merry one, jolly one, and I think he's real, he matters
Too late, it's Christmas Eve
Get shivers down my spine as the wind begins to whine
Goodnight everybody, my spirit's low
Gotta leave the mall behind and face the truth
Santa, where are you? (Tried to call the North Pole)
Guess you were a lie
Must find, but I've never seen you at all
[Guitar solo, as the boy tries to go to sleep, when suddenly...]
I see a little pillow-bellied red suit man
On the roof, on the roof! Do I spy me some reindeer?
Like a bolt of lightning, very scary, fright'ning me!
(Where did they go?) Where did they go?
(Then he said "Whoa!") Then he said "Whoa!"
To the one whose nose did glow
Oh what a sho-o-o-o-ow...
I'm looking for toys, then something touched me!
"Who do you look for?" boomed a voice heartily!
Larger than life; like a mon-ster, dear me...
Santa's real? Is it so? I believe it's so!
A thrilla! Oh! His eyes they twinkle so! (All aglow)
So chilla! His cheeks so apropos (Like a rose)
It's killa! It's like a cherry, oh (Yes, his nose)
Little mouth so droll (Like a bow)
Beard on chin, ho, ho! (White as sno-o-o-oow)
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
(Oh Santa Kringle, Santa Kringle!) Santa Kringle now I know!
I'm in the club of the people who have spied with glee, hee-hee, San-ty!
So you're real, you have shown me, I'll bid you bye-bye
And my wish I have told you, so will you comply?
Oh Santa, please do this for me, Santa!
I never will pout, and never will I shout all year...
Oh yeah, oh yeah
See, it really matters
Asked him, yes, could he:
Make my sister better?
Now my sister's better, is she
Only me and him know......
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