-> "Mainstreamian Crap CD"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mainstreamian Crap CD"
Is this the Top 5? It's just stupidity
Stop with this countdown, it's just tragic hilarity
Top 40 guys, their voices disguised, you'll see
I'm just a nerd boy
My tunes are Japanese
Because the sales are high, tunes are low
Stuff that MTV shows makes me wanna vomit and scream
'Donna... just scored some fans
Stuck a pop tune in their heads
Spent their money on this dread
GaGa... my headphones have shunned
They play her crappy music ev'ry day...
Your TV show makes me cry
And I'll hear "7 Things" again tomorrow!
D*mn Akon carries on, as if quality don't matter.....
Tune hate... has just begun
It burdens on my mind, more hit nonsense over time
Won't spend all my money, your songs have shown
That I don't care 'bout this kind of poppy tunes
Mama.... oo-oo-oo-oo (stuff that VH1 shows)
What was music like
Back when you were a kiddo like me, oh Mom!!!
I see a little-known cult hit speed metal band
Dragonforce, Dragonforce, will you play the fast solos?
Megahits so frightning, spreading quick like lightning, ding!
Lady GaGa! Miley Cyrus! Ol' Flo-Rida! Crap Sean Kingston!
They will not leave me alone!
Their songs have shown, oh no no no
I'm just a nerd boy, no rap or country
He's just a nerd boy, writing this parody
Spare him his life from this song-strosity!
I've heard some, and I know, they won't let me go!
Madonna! NO! She will not let me go (LET ME GO!)
Madonna! Her tunes are boring slow (LET ME GO!)
Miss Cyrus! I've seen her stupid show (LET ME GO!)
Other bands don't know (LET ME GO!)
Taste of big-time show (taste of big-time song and show-oh-oh-ohoh)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Oh Aguilera Aguilera (Aguilera let him go!)
He's had enough, and he's gonna listen to Lordi
They scream, like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
So you think you can play stuff that I just might like?
Rather than hear crap pop, I would much rather die!
I might wanna die maybe
Just gotta get out
Gonna get you out of my ears!
Ooh yeah! Ooh yeah!
Bandwagon don't matter
I want quality
Your big b##bs don't matter,
I won't be swayed er#tic'ly!
I'll just watch my own shows....
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