-> "Ovarian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
What is the deal? I
Just got some groceries
Walked through the door, and
My wife suddenly flips on me!
To be precise
My dear old wife said to me...
"Why are you home late?"
"Why'd you shop without me?"
Because if she had come, Jesus knows
She'd buy ex-pensive clothes
Everywhere that she goes
She puts us in deep debt, you see?
"Baby", I softly said
Put the groceries on the floor,
Don't want to upset her more
"Baby, I just didn't want...
...Us to be at the freaking store all day"
Bad move - - - ooooh.
Didn't mean to make her cry,
I guess I'll wake up on the couch tomorrow
Won't be fun, won't be fun
But at this point, it don't matter.
I know, that now I'm done
She's gonna have a fit
Abuse, only -I'll- get hit
Goodbye, to 'relations'
Cuz now I know
I'll be lucky if I sleep under a roof.
She said "Ooohh... (Should've let her buy clothes)
"I just want to cry
Sometimes wish we'd never married at all"
"I see a little penny-pincher of a man
You're a douche! You're a douche! Like I really buy that much!"
"Honey, don't be blind, see, our debt is up to our knees!
All those handbags!
All those high heels!
See a skirt, you can't let go!"
"Wait, oh hell no-o-o-o-o!
You spent a thousand on a new TV!"
"You spent a thousand just on some jewel-er-y!
We both watch cable, I don't wear toe-rings!"
"So you see, when I buy, it's not just for I"
"Bullcrap! You know, we always watch your shows!"
"No we don't!"
"You hog it! I never watch my soaps!"
"Cuz they blow!"
"Well I don't really like sports much mo'
No I don't!"
"Thought you liked football"
"NO I DON'T!"
"You don't like football?"
"'twas a hoax!"
"Well you never ever let me know-ow-ow-ow-ow"
"No! no! no! no! no! no! no!
"Well maybe we would not have watched it much if you had let me know!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ, so you're gonna blame this crap on me? On Me?? ON ME??"
Now I know that I'm gonna get hell from my wife.
Now I have to say something to save my sex-life.
Let's stop arguing baby!
We've gotta go out!
I'm gonna buy you a new ring!"
"Oooooooohh, ooooooooh, oooooooh,
ooooh, yeah, ooooh yeah."
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters...
As long as she still pleasures me....
Although now I'm flat broke...
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