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Song Parodies -> "Victorian Fantasy"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Victorian Fantasy"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

DKTOS?...Try this... OS
This stuff looks real nice
What's with the secrecy?
Awed by the grand sight
So I gape at the lingerie

Open till nine
It says on the sign I see

My wife's a kill-joy
She needs some sex appeal
Because I'm in a slump, feeling low
A little limp, little slow
Gazing through the window
Makes it even sadder for me
For me

My, my, the thrill has scrammed
Not much fun, I'm tense in bed
And my vigor's turned to dread

My, my...wife is such a nun
But now they've gone and closed up for the day

My, my, oo-oo-oo-oo
Ticked and steamed to say goodbye
But I'll be back again to stem my sorrow
Very wrong, very wrong, (buying) stuff that really flatters

New day, my mind is numb
I'm driven, go inside
Oddly shaking, terrified
Good smile, better body - She says, "Hello"
"Can I help you find some lace to grace her tush?"

My, my, oo-oo-oo-oo - (gazing out the window)
"I don't know her size"
"It's much like yours, but wider and not as tall"

(Instrumental break)

I seem a little ineffective at romance
Dare I smooch, dare I shoot, will my stupid gland dangle?
Thunder thighs and mood swings - very scary nights for me

Gettin' braver, wanna crave her,
Mustn't waver, wanna shave her,
Misbehave and let it show - my itch must go
Oh-oh-oh-oh

('Cause) I'm just a horndog (with) no one to fluff me
He's just a horndog with a porn fantasy
Daring his wife with his audacity

Sleazy slut, sleazy hoe - will you lift my woe?
This will not! No, it will not fit her well - I should know
This will not! It will not sit too well - I should know
This will not! She will be pissed as hell - I should go
Will not let you go - I should go (never)
Never let you go - I should go
Better let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh, so appealin', so revealin', I'm a-dealin', what a show
The catalog, it'll never be the same to me
To me
To me

Lo, she slinks in the store and she's watchin' me buy
And she swings and she slugs me and leaves with a sigh
Oh, maybe - can't buy these for my lady
Lust shot full of doubt - Must opt for a night full of fear

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really flatters
When you're old as she
No one could be sadder - no one could be sadder than me

Gazing through the window...

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Mark Scotti - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Great song for this, LEO!!!! Really funny!!!
TJC - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Fantastic idea and lexecution... truly primo start to not-so-happy ending! [See-through] Bra'vo!
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Very nicely done, made me laugh.
norCALvotress - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, OAKLAND is the place for you! ! Red Lights on 'til sunRise . . . .
Steven Cavanagh - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
You put in the hard yards and it showed. Well done mate.
malcolm higgins - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
The pacing was perfect, but it wasn't very funny, though. 511.
blackjack21 - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny stuff and beautiful pacing and subs, 555.
Timmy1000 - October 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Pacing was perfect and idea was hilarious. Some great lines in there, like "will my stupid gland dangle" and "no one to fluff me". Good ending for this wishful thinking.
Wendy Christopher - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You took on a behemoth of a song and turned it into pure parody gold! I know what a toughie this one is to parody, speaking as someone who tried and failed..... (please don't ever look at my effort on this site. No, really, I'm being serious, save yourself the agony and me the eternal shame.) ... so this is a well-earned 555! I'm going to look out for your stuff in future, that's for sure.

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