Song Parodies -> Killer: Mean (Charles ‘Chucky’ Manson)

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

Original Performer:

Queen

  
Parody Song Title:

"Killer: Mean (Charles ‘Chucky’ Manson)"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

This is the fam’ly o’ Manson…it’s a slitty jab ya get
Cut them an’ make them dead…paint ‘Pig’ from a jug’lar jet
A fightin’ family…they’re far worse than Pammy Lee
At anytime an instigation, he gives the sign
Shivvy are his little pets…Hell’s worst he’s gonna get
For sure, his nuts in a vice

He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)

Ooh, pecker tended: rather nice
It’s orgyful, a happy night…(wanna try)

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If annoyed: implications…he’ll send ‘em to the Tate address
The degradation…his folk just like a bloody mess
Shot a man: the whiner…who tried to save a minor
They’ll cut ‘em up, actin’ ment’lly, for they’re that way inclined
Grrr! Boom! Then naturally a perish (naturally)…the girl: they couldn’t scare less
An’ Chucky jus’ wants ‘em diced

He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)

(Guitar solo)

Whip of a cat: hope they’re lookin’ at…bash ‘em with a woody bat
The cops’ve put the gang out of action…hope the wardens’ll kick their ass
They’ll absolutely rive (if riled…riled) they’re wantin’ a set to

He’s a killer: mean
Gun proud, a feller keen
Die: ya might, if he’s on the scene
Guaranteed you’ll blow yer ‘hind (ev’ry time)

Ooh, sneck has ended: now on ice
Sedated: all, an’ strappy tight…(gonna fry)
You’re gonna fry

Jug’lar = Jugular vein
Pammy Lee = Pamela Anderson when she was married to Tommy Lee
Shiv = A knife used as a weapon
Cat = Cat-o’-nine-tails
Rive = Tear apart violently
Sneck (Scottish) = Cut with a sudden stroke
The last two lines are fiction (unfortunately)
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Timmy1000 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Gory but well written
blackjack21 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This is one mean parody, 555.
TJC - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
One 'hindsome' parody... CM truly out-psychos Psycho!
TT - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
And to think that California outlawed the death penalty ... jerks.
metaphorsbwithu - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
These people have 'helter' pay. 555
AFW - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Chilling account..exc. dark humor
Fiddlegirl - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow... excellent. (Except I'm a bit scared now...)
Tommy Turtle - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Andy: Saw your comment @ my alvin rhodes trib -- replied there. Thanks for v/c-ing there.
alvin - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...great job on a tricky song
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Wowsers! Great stuff, Andy....some wonderful language gymnastics on display here, and a cohesive and enjoyable parody. 555+
Silver Power - October 03, 2009 - Report this comment
A parody of one of my favorite songs! The rhyming and pacing was amazing in this parody! 555!
Andy Primus - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment
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