Song Parodies -> "Killer Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

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"Killer Queen"

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The Lyrics

Countess Erszebeth Báthóry (1560-1614) was the true killer queen.

She keeps a dagger and bathtub
In a pretty cabinet
'Let me bath in blood' she says
wearing her coronet
A lust for the maiden blood
skin clean like a rosey bud
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Gallows and garrotte-y
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily cruel -

Chorus:
She's the Killer Queen
Daughter of the Bathory -
Royalty of Hungary
Born in high nobility
The Countess -

Beautiful and with big bust
Insatiable in murder lust
Wanna try?

Married to a warlord
She's compelled to loneliness
Clever but nympho
She's pompous just like a countess
Intelligent and polymath -
yet a schizo, psychopath
Seeking for eternal youth
it's maiden blood she sought -

Girls she hoards all around Hungary
for boys she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise -

She's the Killer Queen
Daughter of the Bathory -
Royalty of Hungary
Born in high nobility
The Countess -

Beautiful and with big bust
Insatiable in murder lust
Wanna try?

Two thousand girls the body count of hers
Friends in high places, she's a curse
She keeps a private torture dungeon
in her castle at mountain
She gets her kicks on murder, bloodbath -
She's out to get you

She's the Killer Queen
Daughter of the Bathory -
Royalty of Hungary
Born in high nobility
The Countess -

Beautiful and with big bust
Insatiable in murder lust
Wanna try?

Beautiful and with big bust
Insatiable in murder lust
Wanna try?
She was tried.

The deeds of Erszebeth Báthóry finally reached the ears of Emperor Mathias, and the castle of the Countess was besieged and taken. The soldiers, who had seen a thing and another during those ages, felt sick when they saw the torture instruments and the blood orgies in that castle. All the occupants of the castle were sentenced to death and beheaded. The countess herself was sentenced to death by immuration - she was masoned inside a small cell with just a small hole for breathing and taking in food and water. She died four years later. She is even today considered to be the most profilic female serial killer of all times, responsible of 600 to 2000 deaths, all young girls.

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AFW - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Very enjoyable ancient history lesson...you make her sound sexy and deadly, as she, evidently, was..

Tommy Turtle - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Matthias of AmIRight? He's not gonna like this! :)

Ooh, kinky! ... not! Love the history lessons, especially the arcane ones.... the footnote was a fine Finnish. 555

Fiddlegirl - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

OMG... a "bloody" triumph!

Jonathan - September 09, 2009 - Report this comment

I almost "died" laughing at that one! 454

blackjack21 - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment

A macabre bloodbath, good parody. But not very convenient to keep your bathtub in a cabinet, I must say. ;-)

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