Is this a real site?
Is this a guaranty?
Bought in, a grand ride,
Not a scrape with legality
Oh, what a prize, hook up with these guys, woo- ee!
I have a score, boy, just send an entry fee
Because I’m easy, dumb, see the dough, send reply, little slow,
Anyway, this cash flows from this prince, a fat cat, to me, to me
Mama, you could lend a hand,
I have won but need some bread, full of vigor, buy new threads,
Mama, I could spend a ton,
I’m overdrawn, the fee was due today,
Mama, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, lotsa green, I ache to buy,
Cut me some slack it is no crime to borrow,
Not a con, not a con, and my spending really matters
Cool fate, I climb from slum,
Friends quiver for my wine, I’ll eat steak, it’s so sublime,
Good bye, ev’rybody, I bought some blow,
Gotta weave a little high and chase my youth,
Mama, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I just want to fly,
I’m numb with bliss, endeavor with prince, big haul.
Soft Guitar Solo
I buy a larger TV set-o, minivan,
Buy a pooch, buy a brooch, money due for mad tango,
Fishing pole, teeth whitening, tummy tuck is tightening me,
Bill to pay – oh, pill a day – oh, silver tray – oh, swill away –oh, trill a “Deo”, buy Van Gogh,
So apropos, oh, oh, oh, oh, I buy some more toys, nobody loves me,
He’s immature boy, insecure spending spree
Spending so rife, make believe bourgeoisie.
Then the scum took my dough, how was I to know?
Buzzkiller! No, no funds just debt to show,
Debt to show! Buzzkiller! How did you get so slow?
Get so slow! Buzzkiller! You should be set for woe.
Set for woe; lotto set to grow,
Set to grow: new fee gets you dough, gets you dough, ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Panacea, panacea, panacea, send some dough,
And here’s the rub, there’s no revel, they just lied to me, to me, to me
So you think you can con me and split while I cry,
So you think you can shove me, deceive me, so sly,
Oh, maybe, cash abyss, screw me, baby,
Just caught in the doubt, and naught from the tout, I fear,
Nothing – I’ve been shattered, broke as all can be,
Now I’m all in tatters,
Money freely scatters from me,
Anyway, this scam blows . . .