-> "Jim, Beam Me Up Last Today"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jim, Beam Me Up Last Today"
The Lyrics
Is this a real place
Or just some scenery
Shot on a sound stage
No escape from the green I see
Hope in your lives
Hook up to the drive and flee
I'm just an envoy
Sent by the galaxy
Because I boldly go, boldly come
A little shy, little glum
Anyway, this bimbo
Seems to need some chatter from me
From me
Scotty, just stilled a man
Aimed my phaser at his buns
Pulled the trigger, now he's stunned
Scotty, I was having fun
But now I've gone too far, I've gone astray
Scotty, oo-oo-oo-oo
Didn't mean to warp your drive
If I'm not back on board, no time for sorrow
Tarry not, tarry not, (on a) puff of antimatter
Too late, my spine is numb
She's melding with my mind
And she takes her good old time
Goodbye Kirk and Scotty - I've got to stay
Gotta leave me here in time and space to roost
Scotty, oo-oo-oo-oo - (anyway, this bimbo)
I just want what's mine
I sometimes wish I'd never seen porn at all
[Instrumental]
I'm just a little silly shadow of a lamb
Scarycoot, scarycoot, will you do the clamtango
Underclothes and nightie - very scary sight to me
Wannalaya, wannalaya,
Wannalaya, wannalaya,
Wannalaya, figure's so - magnifico
But I'm just an envoy with a red shirt on me
Stuck in a convoy from a far galaxy
Spare me the strife from this mons-travesty
Boldly come, boldly go - will you let me go
This force field! No - it will not let you go - let him go
This force field! It will not let you go - let him go
This force field! It will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh I'm a-reelin', I'm a-kneelin', I'm a-seein' what she shows
Behold her boobs, she's a bimbo of a bride for me
For me
For me
So you think you can clone me and pitch me aside
So you think you can shove me and leap on my pride
Oh lady - stop toyin' with me, lady
Just gotta have clout, not doubt, on this final frontier
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Stuff of antimatter
And she's stunning me
Stuff of antimatter - but she's all that matters to me
Anyway, this bimbo...
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