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Song Parodies -> "You're My Wingman"

Original Song Title:

"You're My Best Friend"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"You're My Wingman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ooooh… You’ll get me chicks
I suck meeting girls, myself, you see
So you bring them to me
Oooooh… You get me chicks, Thanks buddy
Oooooh… I just got kissed

Oh, You are slipping
I don’t understand
I get blonde girls on too much wine
And a bovine
Now I do not know what you’re trying to do?
My balls will stay blue
Dude, You’re my Wingman

Ooooh… You’ll bring me chicks

Oooooh, Now I’m pouting and frown
She could use tubes of shampoo (Maybe a shower or two)
Is she a mime?
Face paint on that girl
Please hand her a comb (Or some gel foam)
Sucky Wingman

Oooooh… You’ll get me chicks

Cause you’ll bring me girls who’ll drool on me
And ones who will eat like a pig
Ooooh… These crummy chicks you bring me
Ooooh… These fugly chicks

Ahhh… You get fine ones
And leave me the scraps
You know I am not that picky
But this icky hun
Who just loves to cling
Had way too many drinks and just puked
Gahhh!!! On my new pants

Ewwww… It’s kinda sick
(Sick, sick, sick)

(And it’s crappy)
It’s crappy alone
But I’ll pretend
Oooh… You’re my Wingman
Dude, Don’t bring me chicks
Done with my Wingman

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Matthias - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
It should be "I suck at meeting girls" not "I suck meeting girls".
Below Average Dave - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Good idea, shows that you weren't into though buddy:)
Below Average Dave - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I did find it really funny though too. . .hit enter to quick.
Dr Music - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Amusing, charming and sweet. Reminds me of the yugioh monster Wingman and his fusion form Flame Wingman.
Meriadoc - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Who at meet sucks, there suck I? ;-) Jaunty and easy to follow.

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