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Song Parodies -> "Dairy Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Dairy Queen"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

My son was still hardly
Getting enough chocolate
"Can we buy cake?", he asks
Someone named Antoinette
All you pinball wizards
You can go taste a Blizzard
At anytime an ice cream shoppe
You can't decline

Sundaes and banana splits
They are so etiquette
Extraordinarily nice

It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime

Every item has a price
Cool treats for your appetite
Wanna try?

Don't make a complication
And nothing's quite a big mistake
No tribulation
For tasting Oreo milkshakes
Peanut buster parfaits
And hot caramel sundaes
Banana lickety-splits
Lay off Baskin Robbins

Blizzards came shaken and quite stirred
I would hardly take the word
Fast, flurrious, and delight

It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime

Hot dogs and some chicken tenders
The malts were tasted better
Enjoy a fine dish of sweet revenge
Better served cold, remember?
What had totally drove you mild? Mild?!
It's all out to serve you

It's a Dairy Queen
All kinds of ice cream
Oh well, you know what I mean
Guaranteed to cool your mind
Anytime

Every item has a price
Cool treats for your appetite
Wanna try? You wanna try?

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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LilPeanutBuster - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is a random joy to read ! Very playful.
Ann Hammond - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this
MasonR - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
This was cute--a few minor pacing misses but overall one of your better parodies. Great title switch!
DairyMaid - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Simply delicious read, Sir BlessedRanger! Wish I could have an ice cream cone right now . . .
Jonathan S. - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad.

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