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Song Parodies -> "Kenneth Williams Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Kenneth Williams Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Adam J Smith

The Lyrics

this a parody of the operactic Queen classic about the tragic life of the Britsh actor Kenneth Williams, star of the Carry On series.
Is this the real life-
Is this just campery
Terminally typecast
No escape from my infamy
Open my throat
Tell an anecdote and SCREAM
Im just a poor boy, I need no sympathy-
Because Its easy cash, do the show
Make em laugh, quietly go,
Parkinson or Willo,doesnt really matter to me,
To me

Matron, went with a man
Had the traditional near Spain
Now I’m crippled with the shame
Matron, career could have been great
But now Ive gone and pissed it all away-
Matron, ooooooh oooooh,
Want to fall asleep and die-
If I don’t wake again just make another
Carry on, Carry on,as if nothing really matters-

Too late,my time has gone
Stuck here looking after mum,
Usual trouble with the bum
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta stop acting the drunk outrageous poove
Matron ooo- (Parkison or Willo)
I just want to die,
I sometimes wish Id never been born at all-


We see a little funny man from Carry On
He’s a poof, he’s a poof! Will you do the camp voices?
Julian and Sandy, Rambling Syd, The Khasi, ME!
Cordwangler, Cordwangler,,
Cordwangler, Cordwangler,
Cordwangler, creppe suzzette-FANTABULOSA!!!!-
But Im just a poor boy, nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare his career from this faux campery-
Easy cash, do the show-, Stop messing about!
Miss Williams! no-,we will not stop messing- Stop messing!
Miss Williams! we will not stop messingo-Stop messing!
Miss Williams! we will not stop messing-Stop messing!
Will not stop messing-Stop messing!
Will not stop mesing- Stop messing!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!-
OOOOh Matron, OOOOOh Marton, Martron stop messing-

An Audience with.. has a special put aside for me,for me,for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you think I’m just fit for chat shows and repeats-
So you think you can mock me out loud in the street???-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta put you. I’m gonna put you in my DIARY!!!!

Ooooooooooooooh, Oooh yeah, Ooo yeah..

What’s the bloody point?,
O-of it all
What’s the bloody point…….. of it all?

Parkison or Willo....

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Andy - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Fantabulosa!!!!!!
Old Man Ribber - October 01, 2010 - Report this comment
In preparing my Bohemian Rhapsody parody, I've stumbled onto this masterpiece! I'm American but also a fan of the Carry On movies (maybe today, we could have one about airlines called Carry On Luggage!). As for Kenneth Williams, he was the irreplacable member of the troupe. I hope this belated message reaches you. ;D

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