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Song Parodies -> "I Will Open My Bar"

Original Song Title:

"I'm In Love With My Car"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Open My Bar"

Parody Written by:

Holic

The Lyrics

Enjoy
The career to serve beer
Such a dear career
With the alcos’ a toastin’
Falling right off their chairs

When I uncap your ale
All I hear is your wail
Drinking shots is a frolic
Oh for all alcoholics

I will open my bar
Wear a grin when I’m serving you Gin
Gotta learn how to mix you a Sidecar
Such a thrill, take your brain on a spin

On my bar stool, a drunk looking fella
And he wants a drink with an umbrella
Told him ‘no’, saying ‘that’s all you get now
Or your pants will be smelly and wet now’

When I uncap your ale
All I hear is your wail
When you booze and randomly shout
Don’t have to listen, my guards will come and kick you out

I will open my bar
Wear a grin when I’m serving you Gin
I will open my bar
And thereof I’ll be serving you love


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