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Song Parodies -> "Drillin' Fiend"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Drillin' Fiend"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

he keeps enamel and bondo
in his little cabinet
"open up wide", he says
"soon you will be in my debt"
he knows the remedy
if he finds a cavity
and soon its time for excavation
the motor whines

teeth rot from food you et
torture is what you get
extraordinary device

he's a drillin' fiend
just came to get 'em cleaned
but sit tight..cause you're gonna scream
guaranteed a hole, he'll find...every time
recommended by this guy
you'll ache a bit and maybe cry...wanna die ?

to avoid excitation...he'll dope you up to ease your stress
his motivation...to make your bank account much less
he says you'll feel finer...the operation's minor
here's the thing about dentistry...its such an awful time

once used plaster of paris
but that was really a big mess
these days they are more precise

he's a drillin' fiend
just came to get 'em cleaned
but sit tight..cause you're gonna scream
guaranteed a hole, he'll find...every time
recommended by this guy
you'll ache a bit and maybe cry
wanna die ?

drop of a hat
you get laughin' gas
turns you into pussycat
calms the scarily drillin' action
temporarily, you relax
but later it will drive you wild...wild
he's out to get you

he's a drillin' fiend
just came to get 'em cleaned
but sit tight..cause you're gonna scream
guaranteed a hole, he'll find...every time
recommended by this guy
you'll ache a bit and maybe cry
wanna die ?...wanna die ?

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McKludge - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This is great stuff. But maybe it's the nitrous-oxide talking...
I'll rinse and spit out some 5s for ya.
Invisible Boy - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This may be the best one I've seen from you since I started reading your stuff. Outstanding !
alvin - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and IB
AFW - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Very full-filling...Vividly descriptive take on the dreaded dental chair...sarcastic humor and pain make a great combo..at least, for reading purposes
John Barry - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This should be the soundtrack to Three Stooges, W.C. Fields, etc., dentistry routines. The Fields one is hilarious; so is this parody.
alvin - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and john
Paul Robinson - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Well you know I like a good dental parody, alvin. Nice job - good internal rhymes. 5's ~ ~ ~
alvin - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks paul
Ann Hammnd - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
cool
alvin - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann

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