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Song Parodies -> "Drag Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Killer Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Drag Queen"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

You see, when I first saw her
She said her name was Nicolette
She had a body
That you just could not forget
I was going to call her
But suddenly she looked taller
As she came out of her chair
I said, "This can't be right"

Legs were a bit hairy
This was getting scary
Nicolette was a guy!

He's a drag queen
High heels, Maybelline
Finest guy that I'd ever seen
But there's really a lot more to this guy
Than meets the eye
Oooh, he wore that dress to well
You still think that you can tell?
That's a guy!!

You see, he had me fooled when
I looked down and saw the breasts
He touched my shoulder
Said, "Would you like to see the rest?"
I could not believe it
This guy was sporting cleaveage (Drag, drag)
I knew it was time to leave
This just did not feel right (He's a drag queen)

I thought this was sacrilege (sacrilege)
A girl that fine with a package
For a guy, he looked awful nice

He's a drag queen
High heels, Maybelline
Finest guy that I'd ever seen
But there's really a lot more to this guy
Than meets the eye

(Guitar Solo)

I tried to move away
But he wanted me to stay
Leaned in to try and get a kiss, I
Moved and tried to miss his lips
But he kissed me and I lost my MIND!!!!! (MIND!!!)
And now...

I'm a drag queen
Eyeshadow, Maybelline
Finest guy that you've ever seen
But there's really a lot more to this guy
Than meets the eye
Oooh, you'd think that I'd be miserable
But these pantyhose are quite comfortable
Wanna try!?


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