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Song Parodies -> "We are the Kidneys"

Original Song Title:

"We are the Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"We are the Kidneys"

Parody Written by:

Luminous Veil

The Lyrics

This is my ode to the lowly kidney, an important organ which few people pay attention to, unless they have stones.
I've filtered blood
Time after time
Expel some toxins
And excreted amides
And jagged stones
I've made a few
I've had my share of xenobiotics
But I've come through

We are the kidneys - my friends
And we'll keep on peeing - till the end
We are the kidneys
We are the kidneys
Up your ureters
'Cause we are the kidneys - of the world

I've taken your waste
Put it in your pee
I cleanse your blood and serum and everything that goes with it
And with no fee

But I've not any praises
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge to clean the whole mammal class
And I ain't gonna loose

We are the kidneys - my friends
We'll keep on peeing - till the end
We are the kidneys
We are the kidneys
Up your ureter
'Cause we are the kidneys - of the world

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Steve K. - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Urine good form with this one.
Tim Hall - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Have a kidney pie on me!
McKludge - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You have the GALL to write this? How can you LIVER with yourself! :-)
alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully goofy
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
And we'll keep on peeing - till the end. . .Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, better not give yourself Kidney Stones. . .you may regret it with a kidney like that.
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm passing fives your way.
Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Liked "with no fee".... I made a stone vanish with natural remedies. Doctor refused to believe it. So if this is more than fiction, let me know if you're interested. 555 (uh, was "loose" supposed to be "lose"?)
Phil Alexander - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
LV - you are not alone... I've done one about the kidney, too (www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1284.shtml), with slightly more anatomical detail, surprisingly enough. Super stuff :-)

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