Song Parodies -> We are the Kidneys
| Original Song Title: | "We are the Champions" |
| Original Performer: | Queen |
| Parody Song Title: | "We are the Kidneys" |
| Parody Written by: | Luminous Veil |
This is my ode to the lowly kidney, an important organ which few people pay attention to, unless they have stones.
I've filtered blood
Time after time
Expel some toxins
And excreted amides
And jagged stones
I've made a few
I've had my share of xenobiotics
But I've come through
We are the kidneys - my friends
And we'll keep on peeing - till the end
We are the kidneys
We are the kidneys
Up your ureters
'Cause we are the kidneys - of the world
I've taken your waste
Put it in your pee
I cleanse your blood and serum and everything that goes with it
And with no fee
But I've not any praises
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge to clean the whole mammal class
And I ain't gonna loose
We are the kidneys - my friends
We'll keep on peeing - till the end
We are the kidneys
We are the kidneys
Up your ureter
'Cause we are the kidneys - of the world
Time after time
Expel some toxins
And excreted amides
And jagged stones
I've made a few
I've had my share of xenobiotics
But I've come through
We are the kidneys - my friends
And we'll keep on peeing - till the end
We are the kidneys
We are the kidneys
Up your ureters
'Cause we are the kidneys - of the world
I've taken your waste
Put it in your pee
I cleanse your blood and serum and everything that goes with it
And with no fee
But I've not any praises
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge to clean the whole mammal class
And I ain't gonna loose
We are the kidneys - my friends
We'll keep on peeing - till the end
We are the kidneys
We are the kidneys
Up your ureter
'Cause we are the kidneys - of the world
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Urine good form with this one.
Have a kidney pie on me!
You have the GALL to write this? How can you LIVER with yourself! :-)
wonderfully goofy
And we'll keep on peeing - till the end. . .Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, better not give yourself Kidney Stones. . .you may regret it with a kidney like that.
I'm passing fives your way.
Liked "with no fee".... I made a stone vanish with natural remedies. Doctor refused to believe it. So if this is more than fiction, let me know if you're interested. 555 (uh, was "loose" supposed to be "lose"?)
LV - you are not alone... I've done one about the kidney, too (www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1284.shtml), with slightly more anatomical detail, surprisingly enough. Super stuff :-)
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