-> "Don't Take My Bread Away"
Original Song Title:
"You Take My Breath Away"
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Take My Bread Away"
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Look into my eyes and you'll see, a hungry man. You've captured my meal, stolen my drink, eaten my cheese.
Everytime you make a cake, show it to my eyes. When you smile and taunt, I want to snap your neck off, deep inside...don't take my bread away.
You can reduce my to tears with a single fry. (Hope you die sometime soon) Every crumb that you eat, stolen right from my feet, I can't take it anymore.
I would give up all my life, just to choke you out. I would surely cry, if you go touting my dispair, don't take my bread away.
So please, please go, just leave me here all on my own, at least then I'll get to eat, from time to time. I won't mind you, if you are long gone, but if you don't leave now, I'll have to stab you in the ear. I'll get no food 'til I kill you. I'll tell you, before I kill you, don't take my breath away.
I won't mind you, if you are long gone. Oooooooooh, want to stab you right in the ear. I'll get no food 'til I've killed you. But I'll tell you, before I kill you, don't take my bread away.
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