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Song Parodies -> "Flat Bosomed Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Fat Bottomed Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Flat Bosomed Girl"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

ooh...there really ain't no domes in sight
ooh...there underneath that blouse, so tight
ooh...there's nothin' there a-juttin' out
flat bosomed girl...can't shake her knockers all around

hey !
she was just a skinny lass
ultra-thin and lackin' mass
the breasts she had appeared to be just cursory
skin and bones with slim flat fanny
as for boobs, she hadn't any
this sprig woman...looks like a young boy, seems to me
hey hey

body was not like she planned
bathin' top, a rubber band
she had hoped to have some doozies on display...hey !
it was plain after a while
that she'd missed that by a mile
she is no top-heavy lady at this time

ooh...there really ain't no domes in sight
ooh...there underneath that blouse, so tight
ooh...there's nothin' there that just juts out
flat bosomed girl...can't shake her knockers all around
flat bosomed girl...can't shake her knockers all around

hey listen here !
now, some have mounds and some have cones
some have breasts like megaphones
but she missed that kind of scene in totality...i tell ya
for a boob freak, there's no pleasure
for she has no chest, to treasure
this sprig woman...looks like a young boy, seems to me

ooh...there really ain't no domes in sight
ooh...there underneath that blouse, so tight
ooh...there's nothin' there that just juts out
flat bosomed girl...can't shake her knockers all around
flat bosomed girl...can't shake her knockers all around

LOOKS LIKE A TYKE OF NINE !

oh yeah...oh yeah...that flat bosomed girl
flat bosomed girl...yeah, yeah, yeah
all right....like a young boy
flat bosomed girl...yes, yes

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Agrimorfee - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Big boobs have never impressed me, thanks for bringing this unsung topic to the fore! 555
McKludge - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Fave line - LOOKS LIKE A TYKE OF NINE ! 555
Tommy Turtle - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Cat isn't gonna like this, but I already stuck up for her and her lesser-endowed sisthren (amiright.com/parody/misc/thurstonharris0.shtml), so it's ok. DKTOS, but trust the others on the pacing. "Megaphone" made me think of Madonna lol. 555
alvin - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks agri mckludge and TT
Phil Alexander - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I was going to say "this one stands out"...

TT - what do you mean, you DKTOS (incidentally, the security code is DKT... spooky)? Go out and buy Jazz (the album), or better still, find the video ;-)
TT - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil A -- Um, with all due respect, did you go out and buy Little Peggy March's "Hello, Heartache, Goodbye, Love" instead of singing to "Hello, Mary Lou, Goodbye, Heart"? 3w.amiright.com/parody/60s/littlepeggymarch0.shtml (j/k) :-) Oh, and I was commenting at some ribald parody, and the security code was "FUC". Seriously... spooky?
stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
why can't you just leave Kiera Knightley alone alvin? - or give her to me if you're not interested - lovely write - 555
Phil Alexander - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
TT - No, but "Fat Bottomed Girls" is a great song, and if you get to see the video, you'll know what I mean ;-)
Kristof Robertson - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Big boobs, small boobs, three boobs...I'm not fussy. Lots of cheeky fun here. 555
alvin - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks phil, stuart and kristof
Peregrin - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Alvin, this and the M&P parody "Flat Bottomed Girls" would make a good double A-sided single :) As for Stuart's Kiera comment, you'll have to fight me for her, Stu :)
Mike Littoris - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
The breast song of the day. 555.
alvin - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin and mike

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