-> "Holy Grail-ian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Holy Grail-ian Rhapsody"
Here are some real knights
Led by Arthur, the king
They’re searchin; day and night
For the grail that’s holy
Just a few knights
Played by Monty Python see
Lancelot’s brave and.Belvedere’s pretty smart
But Sir Robin’s not that brave,no
His quality’s quite low
And even there’s Sir Not Appearing In This Parody
Black Knight’s lost all his limbs
There’s a guy that’s not quite dead
And I think his name is Fred
Their journey it must begin
But that French guy will go insult away
”Your mother was a hamster”
”And your father he smelt like elderberries”
”And I fart, right in your, general direction”
Here’s your Trojan rabbit
Delivered by us knights
See ya jerks some other time
I’ve heard this enchancter, named Tim,he knows
Galahad went Castle Anthrax,must spank that Zoot
Lance-loo-ot, ,saved the prince from marriage
Then the Prince he died
He just never got the chance to sing at all
(cue intermission music from the movie here, couldnt find an mp3 file of the music that wasnt the same length)
I see a forest with some crazy effin’ knights
They say Ni! They say Ni! And want a shrub-ber-ry
No one has survived them, cut down trees with herrings!
Cute not quite
He killed some knights oh no!
Holy hand grenade? Hand it over here please
Gotta throw this into this big cave now
Maybe we’ll eat all Robin’s minstrel’s
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Let us all run from that big black beats of Aaargh
King Arthur! ,yes, we will now let you know!
Lancelot! On the bridge we must go!
Galahad! What’s your favorite color?
Air speed of swallow? I don’t know!
Unladen ,African or European?
Hey Bridgekeeper, hey Bridgekeeper, who’s very wise and old
You must ask us the number of questions three, just three, just THREEEEEEE
So you think we should answer stuff from that guy?
To find the holy grail he is our guide
Oh lieges, just you listen to me lieges
Answer em all! Let’s answer em all right here!
Now we gotta battle
Just like the last csene
I think we found the grail, yeah we found that grail, you see
Off the bridge the knights go….
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