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Song Parodies -> "Misheard Lyrics Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Misheard Lyrics Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

2:49 AM

The Lyrics

Based on Yellow Submarine (Misheard Version) which was based on Smells Like Misheard Lyrics. For lines with no misheard lyrics, I just made up something. Please comment.
Is this the real life, is this just Battersea?
Jello is just slime*
Netscape hates reality*
Open your eyes, Look up to the sky and heave
I'm just a pork boy, I need those crispies
Because I'm wheezy cough, wheezy Moe,*
A little guy, very low,*
Hit me with a window, doesn't really matter
To me

Mama, just killed a mayor
Put his guts up to his head
Pull my finger, now he's dead,

Mama, knives had best be gone,*
Bums now have guns and Romans are all away*
Mama ooo,
I did mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back in bed this time tomorrow
Carry mom, carry mom, as if walking really matters*

To eat, mighty and numb*
Dead livers down my spine*
But he's aching all the time,
Dubai, everybody, I've got so slow*
Gotta leave it all behind and take a cruise
Mama ooo- (Hit me with a window)
Make me a cream pie.
I sometimes wish I'd ever been warned at all*

I see a little cigarretto of a man
Vanamoosh, Vanamoosh, will you do the dumb lingo?
Little bolts of lightening -very very frightening me-
In the mayo, in the mayo
In the mayo, in the mayo
In the mayo, peekaboo-magnifico-
But I'm just a pork boy and nobody dumbs me*
He's just a pork boy from a pork family*
Spare him his life from his pork sausages
Peas will come, peas will go, will you let me go
Makes me laugh! No, we will not let you go (let him go)
Makes me laugh! We will not let you go (let him go)
Makes me laugh! We will not let you go (let me go)
Will's a lefty, Woah (lefty, woah)*
Will's a lefty, Woah (lefty, woah)
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mom's a meater, mom's a meater, mom's a meater (lefty, woah)*
Piere is cold, and has a devil motorcycle me, for me

So you think you can stop me from spilling my eyes
So you think you can kill me and let me die.
Oh baby, cans do this to me, baby*
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of me.

Dummy really matters*
Swimming in the sea*,
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters, Timmy

Hit me with a window...
*These lyrics had no misheard equivalent, so I just stuck in something.

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Jason - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I found some aspects of this amusing, but I don't find 'misheard lyric parodies' exactly creative overall, hence 543
2:49 AM - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
It's better than nothing, I guess. I might have forgotten to mark some of the made up lyrics.
Jonathan S. - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Jason, you should be ashamed of your bad self. This is hilarious! I think I had an idea about doing the same thing to this song at one point...but that idea just didn't appeal to me. You, however, reminded me of just how funny that can be!!!! 555 Security code: AMY. Must stand for: (2:49) AM...Yes!
2:49 AM - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks! (P.S. My security code is QLQ.)
Ann Hammond - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Dee Range - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Great idea, well executed
Jonathan - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
no No NO!!! me and charmander x were gonna do this one dang flabbit! oh well funny anyway you proved just how good of an idea it is! 455 (oh and my security code is 5TR for... well I honestly don't know!)
Jason - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan, I have nothing to be ashamed of whatsoever. I stand by my comment. In fact, the whole site is beginning to know what a snake in the grass you are, slithering around attacking other people's comments/parodies.
Jonathan - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
sorry I was trying to complement this parody I apologise if I hurt anyone's feelings I wasn't trying to
Jason toJonathan S. - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
In that case Jonathan, I'd welcome an apology over your attacking comment towards me.
Jonathan - June 19, 2007 - Report this comment
OH! you were talking to Jonathan S well thanks for clearing that up but now I must apologise again for my stupidity!
Jason to Jonathan - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I apologise Jonathan. That comment about the "snake in the grass" was referring to Jonathan S. who seems to take great delight in attacking parodies.
Jonathan to Jason - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
it's fine really I didn't read all the comments but if I had I would have seen what Jonathan S said to you well I apologise for not knowing about that next time I'll try to read all the comments including those posted by Jonathan S to make sure who people are talking to once again it's alright no hard feelings!
JS - The one with the S - June 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This is so weird - every parody I comment on (just about) the other Jonathan comments on - stop following me! Just kidding! As for Jase, all I said was "you should be ashamed of your bad self." Nothing really savage. Now, if you wanted to gripe about the barbs I've left for poomaster, THEN I could see you complaining.
2:49 AM - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
If it matters, I really wasn't offended at Jason's vote on my song. It's true, it's not all that original. But anyway, I'll be going now.

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