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Song Parodies -> "Another Schmuck Bites The Dust"

Original Song Title:

"Another One Bites The Dust"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Another Schmuck Bites The Dust"

Parody Written by:

Violet T. Riol

The Lyrics

He was giving his girlfriend treats
Not sure which one was the ho'
Then he found Bank was down and said "beat
It pal, it's time to go"
He's not ready, he's not ready to split
And at first he said "I will not retreat
But finally he agreed to quit
And the Bank's board said "sweet"!

Schmuck, schmuck, schmuck
Another schmuck bites the dust
Putz, putz, putz
Another putz bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another slut bites the dust
Some left in this wretched crew
Other schmucks to bite the dust

Rummy was crummy, had to get along
He's out the door long gone
That schnook was unbelievably bad
Whatever happened to Don?

Many happy, many gratified
That he vacated his seat
Was a good start, next came Wolfowitz
But the sweep isn't complete


The next one that must go is the mini-man
Who was never around
"I don't recall"
"I do not know"
You know he's deceiving
His mouth makes a sound
Even Reddies ready to join the Blues
And dancing to the same drum beat
Calling for this lame schmuck-putz to quit
Repeating Don's and Paul's retreat


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Pacing: 1.5
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Total Votes: 16

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Jonathan S. - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't get it...what the hades are you talking about???
Dylan Baranski - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Johnny S. What in the name of the California Instant Replay Band are we referencing? Are you trying to outdo TSB when it comes to obscure subjects?
News Reader - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Seems pretty obvious to me. Rummy's gone, Wolfowitz is gone, time for Alberto to go. Lots of others should. Am I right?
The Angry Ghost of Warren Zevon (as channeled by Michael Pacholek) - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A-woooooooo! Where Wolfowitz was fundin'! A-woooooooo! (Great one, Violet. Wolfowitz is a total bum. Although the girlfriend in question is sorta attractive.)
Poop Pants - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing wasn't too good, neither was the content, but this 80s OS is a hell of a lot better.

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