-> "Another Schmuck Bites The Dust"
Original Song Title:
"Another One Bites The Dust" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Another Schmuck Bites The Dust"
He was giving his girlfriend treats
Not sure which one was the ho'
Then he found Bank was down and said "beat
It pal, it's time to go"
He's not ready, he's not ready to split
And at first he said "I will not retreat
But finally he agreed to quit
And the Bank's board said "sweet"!
Schmuck, schmuck, schmuck
Another schmuck bites the dust
Putz, putz, putz
Another putz bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
Another slut bites the dust
Some left in this wretched crew
Other schmucks to bite the dust
Rummy was crummy, had to get along
He's out the door long gone
That schnook was unbelievably bad
Whatever happened to Don?
Many happy, many gratified
That he vacated his seat
Was a good start, next came Wolfowitz
But the sweep isn't complete
The next one that must go is the mini-man
Who was never around
"I don't recall"
"I do not know"
You know he's deceiving
His mouth makes a sound
Even Reddies ready to join the Blues
And dancing to the same drum beat
Calling for this lame schmuck-putz to quit
Repeating Don's and Paul's retreat
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