Tonight I'm gonna give you all a real hard time
It's just a cli-ick away
And the spam, I'll multiply by ten - yeah
And popping around on your desktop
So left click me now.
Left click me
'Cause I'm giving you ringtones, viruses unknown

I'm a free banner leaping to your screen
Like a trojan defying the laws of your firewall
I'm a trojan horse passing through like the Greek Armament
I'm gonna down - load - crap
There's no stopping me

I'm burnin' up your bytes yeah
Two hundred downloads
That's why they call me down to ev'ry site
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a couple of viruses for you

Left click me now
You're having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Left click me now
If you wanna have a good time just give me a call
Left click me now ('Cause I'll give you a good time)
Left click me now (Yes I'll give you a good time)
I'm not gonna stop at all!

Yeah, there's an ocean trip, just a click away
Or a free singing course
I have these free offers, I'm out of control
I am a spam machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burnin' up your bytes yeah
Two hundred downloads
That's why they call me down to ev'ry site
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a couple of viruses for you

Left click me, left click me
Left click me, hey hey hey
Left click me, left click me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Left click me, left click me
Have a good time good time
Left click me, left click me,
Ahhh, oh yeah
Alright

I'm burnin' up your bytes yeah
Two hundred downloads
That's why they call me down to ev'ry site
I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
I wanna make a couple of viruses for you

Left click me now
If you clicked for my downloads
I'll give you it all
Left click me now
If you wanna break your PC (wooh)
Just give me a call (alright)
Left click me now ('Cause I'm loaded with banners - yeah yeah)
Left click me now (Yes I'm give you a virus)
I don't want to stop at all
La da da da daah
Da da da haa
Ha da da ha ha haaa
Ha da daa ha da da aaa
Ooh ooh ooh

(Computer crashes)