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Song Parodies -> "Charlotte's Web Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Charlotte's Web Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

Characters:WiburCharlotteTempletonGoosesorry for the puppy line I was desperate for rhyming lyrics
Wilbur:
Is this the real life?
is this just fantasy?
is my life over?
oh well is this the end of me?


Templeton:
open your eyes
cause your gonna die you see


Wilbur:
I'm just a pork boy
I need some sympothy
well I guess it's my time to go
though I am sad you know


Templeton:
yum yum ham & bacon
I'm hoping they drop some for me
for me


*******


Charlotte:
Wilbur your gonna live
cause I'm thinking of a plan
I won't let them kill this ham
Wilbur your life's just begun
and I won't let them throw it all away


Wilbur Oooo I don't wanna see you cry
you'll see what my big idea is tommorrow
go to sleep go to sleep
you'll see it in the morning


*******


Lurvy:
looks like his time has come
we're gonna fry him up
and we'll feed some to the pup


Wilbur:
wait there just a minute
they have a dog?
well I guess my time has come
and that is truth


Charlotte Ooo (charlotte: go to sleep now wilbur)
I Don't wanna die!
I sometimes wish I'd never left fern at all!


*******


Wilbur:
I see a little silohuetto of a lamb


Charlotte:
what's a word what's a word what is a word I can use?
in my web to trick them? yeah zuckerman and lurvy


Wilbur:
I am dying!


Charlotte:
Your not dying!


Wilbur:
I am dying!


Charlotte:
Your not dying!


Wilbur:
I am dying oh please no
I don't want to
I'm just a pork boy
nobody loves me


Templeton Goose & Charlotte:
He's just a pork boy from a pork family
spare him his life from these pork sausages!


Wilbur:
easy come easy go
I don't wanna go!


Templeton Goose & Charlotte:
Bismillah! no! we will not let you go


Templeton:
well I might


Goose & Charlotte:
Bismillah! you will not let him go


Templeton:
but but I...


Goose & Charlotte:
Bismillah! you will not let him go


Templeton:
well why not?


Charlotte:
just look at my web


Templeton:
What? OH NO!!!


Lurvy:
Mr. Zuckerman
look at that web


Templeton:
(pouting) No No No No No No NO!!!


Wilbur:
oh thank you Charlotte thank you Charlotte
thank you Charlotte I am saved!


Templeton:
I guess this means that there will be no bacon for me
for me for me!


*******


Wilbur:
thank you thank you thank you Charlotte you saved my life!
thank you thank you thanks to you I'm not gonna die!


Lurvy:
Hey Homer!


Homer Zuckerman:
you do not call me homer!
(Lurvy: (speaking): sorry!)


Lurvy:
look right up there look what the web says this time!


*******
Charlotte:
congrats to you wilbur now you'll live your life
congrats to you wilbur 'cause this is the end of
MY life


Wilbur:
no Charlotte please don't go...
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Agrimorfee - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
This was ok. It was cute and heartwarming--just like the movie (my preference would be for the cartoon, though :) ). It would have been cooler if you had managed to get the entire story in, and especially if you had gotten "Some Pig" incorporated in it somehow. Too bad you couldn't think of a substitute for "Bismila!" (i can't think of one, either).
Ann Hammond - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
funny
Jonathan - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks Agrimorfee & Ann Hammond ya know I was really trying but I just couldn't get the entire story in that's why I had to skip from Charlotte saving Wilbur's life to Charlotte's death well anyway glad you like it even my "feed some to the pup/they have a dog?" line I thought that would look way to desperate for rhyming lyrics because I WAS too desperate for rhyiming lyrics :P
Yoidy - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Gotta love the pig!
LPG-Unit - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Charlotte's Web rockz!!!! 555
Adagio - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Kinda cute...but the names got in the way and I couldn't really tell about the pacing. By the way 'Bismilla' ends in 'a'....rhyme that and every syllable of the name.
Jonathan - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks guys I remember about "Bismilla" now thanks Adagio "Bismilla" by the way is arabic for "In The Name Of God!" at least I think so that's why I used it during that situation meaning "In The Name Of GOD No we will not let you go" but your right I couldn't have replaced the line if I tried 'cause I wouldn't have been able to even think of a replacement well it's still open for more comments here folks! "crickets chirping" AW CRIPES!!! J/K
Bonnie B. - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
It is very cute and I loved it. One of my favorite stories as a child.

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