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Song Parodies -> "We Are the Pirates"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the Champions"

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Parody Song Title:

"We Are the Pirates"

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The Lyrics

My first full parody. I wrote it sometime in October '06.
I download songs
Time after time
I get them freely
I've committed no crime
So if you hate
People like me
I've had my share of songs to listen to, yeah
And I'll tell you

We are the pirates, the nerds
And we won't buy CDs, not again
We are the pirates
We are the pirates
No buying LP's
'Cause we are da gangsta's, of the 'net

That's all I can say
About my stealing
Whether it's collecting videos or storing up songs, hey

I've done it all

But it's been a walk in the park
An easy task
It's either downloading songs or buying CD's at the store
And must I have to choose?

We are the pirates, the dorks
And we'll keep hoarding, till the end
We are the pirates
We are the pirates
No using iTunes
'Cause we are the {bleep}-heads, of the 'net

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Below Average Dave - January 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome to the site, someone bombed you, but I thought it was pretty good for a first full parody, keep writing. . .and thanks for posting. . .good choice for topic too.
John Lomain - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a song I heard on Dr. Demento. Good one.
Jonathan - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
good one! reminds me of "Don't Download This Song"

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